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ABNOCTO
Miami Beach, Florida | Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
I Can Speak
English, Spanish
I Would Describe Myself As
I have a dry sense of humor and I'm just a tad sarcastic. Drama repels me like soap repels hippies. Unless we are talking about baby seals, I don't go clubbing... I'm athletic, but I have staved off injury and chronic pain by avoiding manual labor and contact sports. WHO'S LAUGHING NOW FOOTBALL TEAM? I have lived in England, Hawaii, North Carolina, and Aruba. I got deported from Aruba (It was captivating). Never married, no kids.
Sign
Virgo
Appearance & Situation
My Body Type Is
Athletic
My Height Is
5' 10 (1.78 m)
My Eyes Are
Hazel
My Ethnicity Is
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is
Never Married
I Have Kids
No
I Want Kids
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is
Lips
Body Art
Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is
Light Brown
I Have One Or More Of These
No pets
Willing To Relocate
Yes
Status
My Education Level Is
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is
Full-time
My Speciality Is
Other
My Job Title Is
Massage Therapist
I Make This Much In A Year
$30,000USD To $44,999USD
I Live
Alone
At Home
Friends Come Over Occasionally
I'm A Smoker
Yes - Socially
I Drink
Yes - One Or Two
Personality
Back In High School, I Was A
Cool Dude
My Social Behavior Is
Anti-social, Comedic, Dark, Flirtatious, Friendly, Observant, Reserved, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are
Camping, Cars, Computers, Cooking, Dining, Exercising, Internet, Learning, Movies, Music, Photography, Reading, Theater, Travel, Tv
My Idea Of A Great Time Is
Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Hanging Out With Friends, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum, Partying, Playing Dress-up, Reading A Book, Relaxing, Sleeping, Staying At Home, The Movies, Trying New Things, Tv
An Ideal First Date Would Be
wait and see...
I've Always Wanted To Try
sex in zero gravity
My Friends Describe Me As Being
Friendly, Troublemaker, Someone They Want To Be, Cool, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy, A Flirt
Views
My Religion Is
Other
I Attend Services
Never
My Political Views Are
Middle Of The Road
My Goal In Life Is
start a cult
My Kind Of Humor Is
Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Sadistic, Slapstick, Raunchy
Taste
On Tv, I Always Watch
News, Documentaries, Movies
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Documentary, Animation, Horror, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To
Ambient, Blues, Classical, Electronic, Industrial, Jazz, Metal, Punk, Reggae, Rock
When I Read, I Always Read
Ancient, Auto-biography, Classic, Fantasy, Fiction, History, Horror, Instructional, Mystery, Philosophy, Poetry, Science, Science Fiction
My Idea Of Fun Is
cheating death and the cops
Looking for
What Do You Find Attractive?
Boldness, Empathy, Flirtatiousness, Good Looks, Great Skills, Humor, Intelligence, Oddities, Passiveness, Power, Sensitivity, Spontaneity, Thoughtfullness, Wit
What Do You Look For?
WE ARE NOT A GOOD MATCH IF THE FOLLOWING APPLY TO YOU:
*athletic/average body type doesn't mean average for sumo wrestlers.
*been baker acted? keep steppin. no pill heads, dope fiends or alcoholics. no infestations. tyvm. dd free plz. I REPEAT: NOOO ALCOHOLICS!!!
*i cant believe i have to put this, but NO transvestite, transgender, hermaphrodites, and cross-dressers! no matter how good the surgery, your STILL A MALE! unless we are cellmates serving a life sentence and you can make a LOT of homemade wine, don't point that thing at me!
*athletic/average body type doesn't mean average for sumo wrestlers.
*been baker acted? keep steppin. no pill heads, dope fiends or alcoholics. no infestations. tyvm. dd free plz. I REPEAT: NOOO ALCOHOLICS!!!
*i cant believe i have to put this, but NO transvestite, transgender, hermaphrodites, and cross-dressers! no matter how good the surgery, your STILL A MALE! unless we are cellmates serving a life sentence and you can make a LOT of homemade wine, don't point that thing at me!
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?
Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed, Other, Doesnt Matter