Banned from Tinder
CerealKiller
Sarasota, Florida | Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
First name
Patton
I Can Speak
English
I Would Describe Myself As
I dont do so well with the "normals", but I do have a strong professional (dual) life. Bored last night I spent about 2 hours making a quite long 6 rope shibari braid. I have a hell of a toy collection, but a hell of a hard time finding someone(s) to play with. Im polite, respectful, and fine tuned in the art of conversation. I will tie your little whore ass up and make you watch me fuck your friend. <3 (face and full body pics on request. My highest education is Harvard and thats above my MBA.))
Sign
Aquarius
Appearance & Situation
My Body Type Is
Average
My Height Is
6' 3 (1.91 m)
My Eyes Are
Blue
My Ethnicity Is
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is
Single
I Have Kids
Yes - Sometimes At Home
I Want Kids
Yes
My Best Feature Is
Smile
Body Art
Other
My Hair Is
Blonde
I Have One Or More Of These
Cat
Willing To Relocate
No
Status
My Education Level Is
University Degree
My Current Employment Status Is
Self-employed
My Speciality Is
Finance / Trading
My Job Title Is
Tour Guide of Time and Multiverse
I Make This Much In A Year
More Than $150,000USD
I Live
Alone
At Home
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker
Yes - But Non Tobacco
I Drink
Yes - Socially
Personality
Back In High School, I Was A
Cool Dude
My Social Behavior Is
Observant, Friendly, Party Starter, Flirtatious, Dark, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are
Photography, Music, Camping
My Idea Of A Great Time Is
Partying, Staying At Home, Drinking, Playing Dress-up, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be
Tying you up and making you watch me fuck your friend. (Didnt I already answer this one?)
I've Always Wanted To Try
Sisters
My Friends Describe Me As Being
Obscure
Views
My Religion Is
Spiritual But Not Religious
I Attend Services
Never
My Political Views Are
I Don't Like Politics
My Goal In Life Is
Steer mankind away from some high level actions that were going to occur first quarter 2020+1 to ensure a certain future. Ive been successful, just kinda stuck here now so sex drugs and rock and roll it is. If anyone from Belteguese is reading this PLEASE get word to send one of the green ones by for pickup. I am so fucking bored now that my tasks are complete.
My Kind Of Humor Is
Obscure
Taste
On Tv, I Always Watch
Movies
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A
Science Fiction
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To
Rock, Electronic, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, Industrial, Dance, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read
Mathematics, Music, Philosophy
My Idea Of Fun Is
Tying your little whore ass up and making you watch me fuck your friend. (Are these questions getting repetitive, or is this de ja vue?)
Looking for
What Do You Find Attractive?
Wit, Flirtatiousness, Spontaneity, Oddities, Boldness, Humor, Good Looks, Intelligence
What Do You Look For?
A whore to tie up and make watch me fuck her friend. (Seriously, come on guys. Pay more attention when writing these forms.)
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?
Date, Intimate, Other, Oral Sex, Domination, Bondage, Group Sex, Just Wanna Fuck, Secretive Sex, Vacation Fuck