Can You Handle a Dirty Old Man?
LGCElsie
Alexandria, Virginia | Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
I Can Speak
English, Spanish, Portuguese
I Would Describe Myself As
I am a kinky, nasty, naughty, dirty old man. I also spend a lot of time surfing porn sites. I am very unhappily married. My wife knows I am searching for some intimate companionship but does not know which sites.
Sign
Libra
Appearance & Situation
My Body Type Is
A Few Extra Pounds
My Height Is
5' 10 (1.78 m)
My Eyes Are
Hazel
My Ethnicity Is
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is
Married
I Have Kids
Yes - Sometimes At Home
I Want Kids
No
My Best Feature Is
Eyes
Body Art
Other
My Hair Is
Salt And Pepper
I Have One Or More Of These
No pets
Willing To Relocate
No
Status
My Education Level Is
University Degree
My Current Employment Status Is
Retired
My Speciality Is
Retired
My Job Title Is
Designated chauffer
I Make This Much In A Year
$60,000USD To $74,999USD
I Live
With Roomate(s)
At Home
Friends Come Over Occasionally
I'm A Smoker
No
I Drink
Yes - Often
Personality
Back In High School, I Was A
Quiet One
My Social Behavior Is
Reserved, Shy, Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Flirtatious, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are
Religion / Spirituality, Family, Dining, Photography, Reading, Arts & Crafts, Music, Internet, Games, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Travel, Cooking, Playing Cards, Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is
Hanging Out With Friends, Going Shopping, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, Relaxing, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Reading A Book
An Ideal First Date Would Be
Happy hour in an Irish pub.
I've Always Wanted To Try
The BDSM lifestyle beginning as a sub.
My Friends Describe Me As Being
Friendly, Troublemaker, Obscure, A Flirt
Views
My Religion Is
Christian
I Attend Services
Once A Week
My Political Views Are
Liberal
My Goal In Life Is
Enjoy retirement
My Kind Of Humor Is
Dry / Sarcastic, Obscure
Taste
On Tv, I Always Watch
News
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A
Action, Science Fiction, Adult
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To
Country, Blues, Jazz, Latin, New age, Gospel, Folk
When I Read, I Always Read
News, Ancient, Biography, Fantasy, Fiction, History, Mystery, Philosophy, Political, Religious, Science Fiction, Erotica
My Idea Of Fun Is
Sitting in a comfortable chair with a beautiful woman on my knee and my hand up her skirt.
Looking for
What Do You Find Attractive?
Wit, Flirtatiousness, Spontaneity, Oddities, Boldness, Sensitivity, Empathy, Great Skills, Humor, Good Looks, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence, Passiveness
What Do You Look For?
From a distance I look for smiles, boob size and cameltoes up front and from behind I look for an ass to worship and panty lines (or the lack thereof).
In conversation, I look for sensitivity, empathy, and spontaneity.
In conversation, I look for sensitivity, empathy, and spontaneity.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?
Friend, Date, Intimate, Anal Sex, Domination, Bondage, Just Wanna Fuck, Strap On Sex, Secretive Sex, Committed