No vanilla sex, done that ...

First name

Mike

I Can Speak

English

I Would Describe Myself As

Nice bloke. No outstanding arrest warrants or current entries on any criminal register. Socially functional with no personal, emotional, mental, physical, sexual or financial hang-ups … 😊
Work for myself in IT but don't let that put you off, some of us can tie our own shoe laces!
Will watch almost any sport except for darts, boxing and that thig with rocks, ice and a yard broom!
I do a lot of biking (road and mountain) and golf!!! Be warned!!!
Love the countryside and foreign travel.
Very childish sense of humour. VERY over sexed

Want to meet a lady for LTR, are over sexed and that are well, or at least want to be, beyond the vanilla sex.Eg,if you want a pee, you ask me if first, and I'll let you know, firstly if you can, and secondly where you can do it! Hope that hasn't put you off ... :-)

Sign

Leo

My Body Type Is

Average

My Height Is

5' 11 (1.8 m)

My Ethnicity Is

Caucasian

My Marital Situation Is

Single

I Have Kids

Yes - Not At Home

I Want Kids

No

My Best Feature Is

Butt

My Hair Is

Silver

I Have One Or More Of These

No pets

Willing To Relocate

No

My Education Level Is

University Degree

My Current Employment Status Is

Self-employed

My Speciality Is

Computers / Electronic

I Live

Alone

At Home

All Is Calm

I'm A Smoker

No

I Drink

Yes - Socially

Back In High School, I Was A

Average Joe

My Social Behavior Is

Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Flirtatious

My Interest And Hobbies Are

Photography, Exercising, Reading, Sports, Learning, Music, Movies, Travel, Gardening

My Idea Of A Great Time Is

Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Staying At Home, The Movies, Sleeping, Extreme Sports, Reading A Book, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum

An Ideal First Date Would Be

We're not kids, stupid question. Anything

I've Always Wanted To Try

The list is eddless (another stupid question)

My Friends Describe Me As Being

Friendly, A Flirt

My Goal In Life Is

... enjoy the rest of it

My Kind Of Humor Is

Dry / Sarcastic, Obscure, Sadistic

On Tv, I Always Watch

Documentaries, Dramas, Movies, Sports

When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A

Action, Drama, Thriller

When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To

Country, Rap, Rock, Metal, Electronic, Pop, Classical, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, I Don't Like Music, Blues, Jazz, Industrial, Latin, New age, Ambient, Dance, Soul, Reggae, Gospel, Folk, Punk

When I Read, I Always Read

News, Comic, Fiction, Health, History, Humor, Instructional, Political, Satire, Science, Sports, Technical

What Do You Find Attractive?

Wit, Flirtatiousness, Spontaneity, Boldness, Empathy, Humor, Good Looks, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence

What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?

Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed, Doesnt Matter, Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Bondage, Just Wanna Fuck, Strap On Sex