Lovable psycho seeks partner in crime.
SmartSicko
Wakefield, United Kingdom | Woman Seeking A Man
Basic Information
Sign
Capricorn
Appearance & Situation
My Body Type Is
Heavyset
My Height Is
5' 7 (1.7 m)
My Eyes Are
Blue
My Ethnicity Is
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is
Never Married
I Have Kids
No
I Want Kids
Yes
My Best Feature Is
Chest
Body Art
Wouldn't Even Think About It
My Hair Is
Dark Brown
I Have One Or More Of These
No pets
Willing To Relocate
Yes
Status
My Education Level Is
University Degree
My Current Employment Status Is
Student
My Speciality Is
Legal
My Job Title Is
Student
I Live
With Roomate(s)
At Home
It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes
I'm A Smoker
No
I Drink
No
Personality
Back In High School, I Was A
Outcast
My Social Behavior Is
Comedic, Dark, Friendly, Observant, Reserved, Strange, Fire Starter
My Interest And Hobbies Are
Camping, Cooking, Dining, Fishing / Hunting, Gardening, Learning, Travel
My Idea Of A Great Time Is
Hanging Out With Friends, Going To A Museum, Playing Video Games, Reading A Book, Relaxing, Sleeping, Staying At Home, The Movies, Trying New Things
An Ideal First Date Would Be
Meeting in a park or a quiet place and exchanging pleasantries.
I've Always Wanted To Try
Role-playing in its most interesting forms.
Building my own life-size (non-'live'!) replica of Old Sparky (or 'Smokey' depending on your State) and having my way there upon.
Having said this, I do have an idea of what death by lethal injection might be like.
A couple of years ago I suffered from heart arrhythmia (sinus tachycardia, partial bundle branch block etc) which was of unknown cause. The most common procedure (I discover later) is to ‘cardiovert’ the heart – that is, to stop and start it with a defibrillator. Instead, I was given an injection via IV of potassium chloride with thiopental sodium. Dead man walking.
But don’t worry – I’m alive – else that would make me a zombie and you a necrophiliac. (I take no meds and have no physical health disorders that I’m aware of.)
Building my own life-size (non-'live'!) replica of Old Sparky (or 'Smokey' depending on your State) and having my way there upon.
Having said this, I do have an idea of what death by lethal injection might be like.
A couple of years ago I suffered from heart arrhythmia (sinus tachycardia, partial bundle branch block etc) which was of unknown cause. The most common procedure (I discover later) is to ‘cardiovert’ the heart – that is, to stop and start it with a defibrillator. Instead, I was given an injection via IV of potassium chloride with thiopental sodium. Dead man walking.
But don’t worry – I’m alive – else that would make me a zombie and you a necrophiliac. (I take no meds and have no physical health disorders that I’m aware of.)
My Friends Describe Me As Being
Friendly, Troublemaker, Obscure
Views
My Goal In Life Is
To make my mark on history.
My Kind Of Humor Is
Obscure
Taste
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A
Action, Horror, Thriller
When I Read, I Always Read
Mathematics, Political, Reference, Science, Technical
My Idea Of Fun Is
*Learning new information useful to my goals and stimulating to my mind.
*Watching horror movies and stating how I could have done much better.
*Midnight walks in places others daren’t.
*Making out in said places dressed in orange overalls spattered in red corn syrup…
*Watching horror movies and stating how I could have done much better.
*Midnight walks in places others daren’t.
*Making out in said places dressed in orange overalls spattered in red corn syrup…
Looking for
What Do You Find Attractive?
Boldness, Good Looks, Intelligence, Oddities, Power, Spontaneity, Thoughtfullness, Wit
What Do You Look For?
I'm open-minded at present. I'm ideally looking for a marriage partner with no STI's. See: my primary description.
(Oh, and the 'oral sex' part is cunnilingus only dear).
(Oh, and the 'oral sex' part is cunnilingus only dear).
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?
Committed, Marriage, Oral Sex