Looking to start a new chapter in life
bats666
Sacramento, California | Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
First name
Joshua
I Can Speak
English
I Would Describe Myself As
Shy at first but get obnoxious and inappropriate once I get comfortable. Sarcastic and overly nice & honest to a fault. Tbh a bit naive hopeless romantic and losing hope in humanity. Looking for a new partner in krime ta take over the world with
Sign
Aries
Appearance & Situation
My Body Type Is
Slim
My Height Is
5' 9 (1.75 m)
My Eyes Are
Blue
My Ethnicity Is
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is
Single
I Have Kids
No
I Want Kids
Yes
My Best Feature Is
Eyes
Body Art
Inked All Over, Scarred, Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is
Dark Brown
I Have One Or More Of These
No pets
Willing To Relocate
Yes
Status
My Education Level Is
High School Diploma
My Current Employment Status Is
Self-employed
My Speciality Is
Other
My Job Title Is
Living the dream
I Make This Much In A Year
Less Than $14,999USD
I Live
Alone
At Home
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker
Yes - Often
I Drink
Yes - Like A Fish
Personality
Back In High School, I Was A
Nerd
My Social Behavior Is
Shy, Boisterous, Loud, Anti-social, Comedic, Flirtatious, Dark, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are
Reading, Arts & Crafts, Learning, Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Games, Cooking, Gambling, Volunteering
My Idea Of A Great Time Is
Staying At Home, Trying New Things, Drinking, Reading A Book, Playing Video Games, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be
Coffee or drinks, soundd cheesey but a long walk with said beverages so we can get ta know each other w/o some jabroni interrupting . And if there's a spark, then we can fuel the flames and begin to plot our taking over the world
I've Always Wanted To Try
Making myself happy instead of basing my happiness off others happiness
My Friends Describe Me As Being
Troublemaker, Raunchy, Obscure
Views
My Religion Is
Other
I Attend Services
On Holidays
My Political Views Are
Anarchist
My Goal In Life Is
To be successful in my own ways, not what society thinks as success but what will make me feel like I'm doing the best I can to keep this fucked generation from turning our world into that Idiocracy movie
My Kind Of Humor Is
Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Obscure, Raunchy, Sadistic
Taste
On Tv, I Always Watch
Cartoons, Documentaries, Instructional, Movies
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A
Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Documentary, Animation, Horror, Thriller, Adult
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To
Country, Rap, Metal, Classical, Folk, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read
Auto-biography, Biography, Classic, Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, History, Horror, Humor, Music, Mystery, Religious, Satire, Science, Science Fiction, Erotica, Supernatural
My Idea Of Fun Is
Bongo hits and Mario kart, eating junk food, oppressing my feelings with substances
Looking for
What Do You Find Attractive?
Wit, Flirtatiousness, Spontaneity, Oddities, Boldness, Sensitivity, Empathy, Humor, Good Looks, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence
What Do You Look For?
Similar Musical tastes, thick thighs save lives, can be stoked on going out and fucking shit up or just marinating at home in a cuddle puddle
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?
Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed, Other, Doesnt Matter, Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Domination, Bondage, Just Wanna Fuck