i am a happy jimmy go lucky with tongue

I Can Speak

English

I Would Describe Myself As

books sleazy shabby weed wine gamblinger wha doesn'ae ken his een fae his spleen....

Sign

Taurus

My Body Type Is

Average

My Height Is

5' 8 (1.73 m)

My Eyes Are

Blue

My Ethnicity Is

European

My Marital Situation Is

Single

I Have Kids

No

I Want Kids

No

My Best Feature Is

Belly Button

My Hair Is

Blonde

I Have One Or More Of These

No pets

Willing To Relocate

No

My Education Level Is

University Degree

My Current Employment Status Is

Full-time

My Speciality Is

Other

My Job Title Is

the payed help..... on freakin loan.....

I Make This Much In A Year

Less Than $14,999USD

I Live

Alone

At Home

All Is Calm

I'm A Smoker

Yes - Trying To Quit

I Drink

Yes - One Or Two

Back In High School, I Was A

Average Joe

My Social Behavior Is

Friendly, Fire Starter, Dark, Strange

My Interest And Hobbies Are

Reading, Music, Dining, Cooking, Camping, Gambling

My Idea Of A Great Time Is

Staying At Home, Trying New Things, Relaxing, Sleeping, Drinking, Reading A Book, Going To A Museum

An Ideal First Date Would Be

a post-funeral punch-up where two members of the family/friends/acquaintances end up either in custody/hospital/morgue.... we could toast the corpses with gin and apple and then set fire to our........?????? answers on a postcard to No.1 Postcard Boulevard, Postcard Heights, Postcard City, Postcardia PCA NO1 p.s. Send a button to make the chance of response likely or at the very least possible.

My Friends Describe Me As Being

Friendly, Obscure, I Don't Have Any Friends, A Flirt

My Religion Is

Not Religious

I Attend Services

Never

My Political Views Are

I Don't Like Politics

My Goal In Life Is

to remain in a position of irresponsibility whatever the costs.... to sire no offspring....to be disposed off by having my corpse exploded over the sea for the benefit of the ocean's fish population. Failing this I should like to be pulverised by way of trebuchet 'slingshotting' me of a purpose built wall. The added effect of my shattered remains sliding into a predug trench.....the trench to be filled in with lime to dissolve my entire person leaving scant trace of my existence in and on this nightmaresque bubble of iniquity and slice vices.......all bugs' days are numbered!! Vive la Change!!

My Kind Of Humor Is

Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Obscure, Raunchy, Sadistic, I Never Laugh

On Tv, I Always Watch

I Don't Like Tv

When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A

I Don't Like Movies

When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To

Country, Blues, Jazz

When I Read, I Always Read

Fiction, Horror, Philosophy

My Idea Of Fun Is

Licking a woman from toes to tits and everywhere in between!

What Do You Find Attractive?

Intelligence, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Power, Flirtatiousness, Wit

What Do You Look For?

A woman who understands that I am not the average and may have requirements that transcend any basic need and sit squarely in the realm of lust.... a pussy that loves licking and an ass to match.... I love all parts of the female form and will happily 'love' any anatomical variance you choose to present me for such an occasion.

What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?

Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Domination, Just Wanna Fuck