Does this smell like chloroform to you?

I Would Describe Myself As

Hello, there!
I'm here for two fairly good reasons.. Firstly, I'm not into cheesy chat-up lines or pinching girls backsides in pubs, and secondly because I can't stand trying to speak to people in clubs.

"Hi there!"
"I can't hear you!" "What?"
"I said I ca.. oh sod it."

There it is.
I'm a really cheerful bloke - I love humor and really deep conversations, and I love going out and doing new and different things as often as I can.
I want to meet somebody who's smart and has a great sense of humor but doesn't take themselves too seriously. I don't.. life is far too short, I think.
I don't have an ideal woman in my mind, but I'd love to meet somebody who I can really spend lots of time with and talk to on a level.. somebody I can really laugh with. Like - the sort of laugh that makes you spit out your tea or bend over double and hit your head on the table with the giggles..
Is that person you?..

Sign

Leo

My Body Type Is

Athletic

My Height Is

6' 0 (1.83 m)

My Eyes Are

Blue

My Ethnicity Is

Caucasian

My Marital Situation Is

Never Married

I Have Kids

No

I Want Kids

Not Sure

My Best Feature Is

Smile

My Hair Is

Dark Brown

Willing To Relocate

Yes

My Education Level Is

University Degree

My Current Employment Status Is

Full-time

My Speciality Is

Manufacturing / Distribution

My Job Title Is

Designer

I Make This Much In A Year

$60,000USD To $74,999USD

I Live

With Roomate(s)

At Home

Friends Come Over Occasionally

I'm A Smoker

Yes - Trying To Quit

I Drink

Yes - Often

Back In High School, I Was A

Brain

My Social Behavior Is

Boisterous, Observant, Friendly, Comedic

My Interest And Hobbies Are

Exercising, Arts & Crafts, Reading, Learning, Music, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Dining, Theater, Travel, Cooking, Cars, Camping

My Idea Of A Great Time Is

Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Trying New Things, Extreme Sports, Going To A Museum

My Friends Describe Me As Being

Friendly, Perfect

My Religion Is

Atheist

I Attend Services

Never

My Political Views Are

Conservative

My Goal In Life Is

Keep bouncing along and being happy.
I'm going to build my own house at some stage. A big one, with turrets (although a tourettes would also be interesting)

My Kind Of Humor Is

Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Slapstick

On Tv, I Always Watch

Documentaries, Dramas, Instructional

When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A

Action, Science Fiction, Comedy

When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To

Rock, Metal, Pop, Classical, Ambient, Dance, Folk

When I Read, I Always Read

Fiction, Humor, Science

My Idea Of Fun Is

Umm.. everything?
I like carving odd shapes out of bits of wood.. goldfish midwifery, and extreme sandwich toasting.

What Do You Find Attractive?

Intelligence, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Spontaneity, Wit

What Do You Look For?

I'd like to be with a clever, independent girl that knows her own mind, and can hold her own with a paintbrush or spanner.

What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?

Domination, Bondage, Date