Warning: Hard to capture my attention.

I Can Speak

English

I Would Describe Myself As

Pretty blunt and straight forward girl. I tend to evaluate people by their intelligence, humor, style, and presentation (grooming habits, cleanliness, well mannered). Looks probably factor in somewhere after these, because attraction is important, but not as important as brains. I hate being the center of attention, so all you fellas sending flirts, winks, messages and the like will probably get looked over quickly. I look for someone who seems genuinely interested in knowing me for my thoughts and feelings, not my fetishes. With that being said, if you want to capture my attention, don't tell me I'm cute, adorable or you wanna see my lady bits. (I definitely don't wanna see a dick pic, so don't even bother.) Just be a genuine gentleman, chivalrous, and truthful. One-liners and pick-up lines only work if they are unique, and I've only heard ONE SINGLE PICK-UP LINE that appealed to me. (That guy got lots and lots of booty, btw.) I'm almost 34 with some sexual experience under my belt, and there's so much ground that I haven't covered, but I'm pretty adventurous in the sack and like to try many things to test the waters. My ideal age range for a guy is somewhere between 29 & 45-ish. Older guys are more my speed because they've been there and done that, just looking for someone to he happy with and settle down. I like "seasoned", experienced men who know what they want, and like to dominate in the bedroom.

Sign

Leo

My Body Type Is

A Few Extra Pounds

My Height Is

5' 5 (1.65 m)

My Eyes Are

Brown

My Ethnicity Is

Caucasian

My Marital Situation Is

Committed Relationships

I Have Kids

Yes - At Home

My Best Feature Is

Hair

Body Art

Secret Piercings, Strategically Placed Tattoo

My Hair Is

Brown

I Have One Or More Of These

Cat, Dog

My Current Employment Status Is

Homemaker

My Speciality Is

Other

My Job Title Is

CEO of the homestead/ hair designer

I Live

With Roomate(s), With Kid(s), With Pet(s)

At Home

All Is Calm

I'm A Smoker

Yes - Often

I Drink

Yes - Socially

Back In High School, I Was A

Quiet One

My Social Behavior Is

Reserved, Shy, Anti-social, Friendly

My Interest And Hobbies Are

Family, Exercising, Reading, Music, Tv, Games, Dancing, Cooking, Gardening, Fishing / Hunting, Camping

My Idea Of A Great Time Is

Staying At Home, Trying New Things, Relaxing, Sleeping, Extreme Sports, Playing Video Games, Tv, Going To A Concert

An Ideal First Date Would Be

A talk over coffee, or dinner. Preferably a public, laid back atmosphere, where we can chat and not get in trouble for having a good laugh or energetic conversation (ie: no movie theater, opera houses, or ballets, lol). I'd hope to have nothing expected of me by the end of the night, as I am open to many things but I get quickly deterred by a domineering attitude, something like "You owe me for this..." As long as the guy has some sense of intelligence, class and humor, and doesn't come off as an arrogant & egotistical a-hole, I think all will be well.

I've Always Wanted To Try

Sex on an airplane, dominating and seducing a man of high status, a threesome with 2 men (I've experienced one w/ another M & F, it was awesome.) Roleplay fantasies, the list goes on and on.....

My Friends Describe Me As Being

Friendly, A Troll, Cool

My Religion Is

Not Religious

I Attend Services

Never

My Political Views Are

I Don't Like Politics

My Goal In Life Is

To have a gainful life, health, and some sort of wealth to be able to live comfortably. Also, to become more spontaneous and live life adventurously by travelling and experiencing new ideas and cultures around the world. It'd be nice to have a life partner to share these goals with.

My Kind Of Humor Is

Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Raunchy, Sadistic

On Tv, I Always Watch

News, Cartoons, Documentaries, Situation Comedies, Reality Shows, Re-runs

When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A

Action, Comedy, Drama, Animation, Horror, Thriller, I Don't Like Movies

When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To

Rock, Metal, Industrial, New age, Punk

When I Read, I Always Read

News, Auto-biography, Fantasy, Health, History, Horror, Humor, Mystery, Satire, Erotica, Supernatural

My Idea Of Fun Is

Having a day without the responsibility of being a parent, as parenting is my life, job, and center of my universe. Otherwise, THEME PARKS!!