Successful, sexy, separated soulmate

I Can Speak

English, French

I Would Describe Myself As

Smart, successful, sexy, separated, own home and car seeking dates and hopefully one day a similar soulmate. Former ex-pat. Meet in my area (safer for a lady). Happy to travel with you on weekends away. I've a degree and WLTM postgrad, MBA or similar. Interests travel, publishing, stand-up comedy. Used to love phone sex hearing about Victorian headmaster using OTK, restraint, threat of cane, and plug, to extract confession, then discipline disobedient pupil. Loads of lovely silk clothes and silk restraints. Like going out and staying in for candle-lit meals. Music tastes range from classics and opera to 60s, 70s, 80s, pop and Country. Write poetry. Conversation discreet might include finance, investing and shares, letting property. Would suit man in law, medicine, property, finance, media. If you've a talent for or admiration for writing, performing and comedy I'd love a joint effort or supporter. I'm a chatty person and like extroverts who are able to talk or chat regularly and meet evenings and weekends and holidays, LTR possible, soulmate would be delicious. I have received pronunciation. Love public school, South African or American accents. If you play guitar or keyboard, or play bridge, that's great. Non-smoking. No drugs. Social drink. If you'd like a blue eyed blonde with a large bust you'll love me. I'm entertaining and a good listener, easy to get on with, OK with vegetarians or any diet. I'd get on well with a kind, helpful nurturer who can play-act or switch. Love discussing psychology, Myers Briggs personality type ENFP (extravert, intuitive, feeler, perceiver), jolly and creative and tactile, always laughing and smiling.
Working daytime so looking for somebody either single or maybe unhappily married who is free to talk on the phone regularly in the evening and go out evenings, weekends and holidays. I'm seeking dinner dates, fun, fondness, affection. I expect a first dinner date in a public place such as a restaurant, pub or coffee bar. If things go really well, totally trusting and happy, eventually love and LTR. I'm busy working and like to meet soon to see if we get on. I'm most likely to reply if you can travel and I dinner date at least first time in my area. NB First date platonic public place!Discreet. NB Safe sex with me and all previous partners.

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Pisces

My Body Type Is

Curvy

My Height Is

5' 3 (1.6 m)

My Eyes Are

Blue

My Ethnicity Is

Caucasian

My Marital Situation Is

Separated

I Have Kids

Yes - Not At Home

I Want Kids

No

My Best Feature Is

Smile

Body Art

Wouldn't Even Think About It

My Hair Is

Blonde

I Have One Or More Of These

No pets

Willing To Relocate

Yes

My Education Level Is

University Degree

My Current Employment Status Is

Self-employed

My Speciality Is

Education / Academic

My Job Title Is

Home Tutor

I Make This Much In A Year

$60,000USD To $74,999USD

I Live

Alone

At Home

Friends Come Over Occasionally

I'm A Smoker

No

I Drink

Yes - Socially

Back In High School, I Was A

Brain

My Social Behavior Is

Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Party Starter, Outgoing

My Interest And Hobbies Are

Exercising, Arts & Crafts, Reading, Learning, Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Dancing, Family, Dining, Photography, Theater, Travel, Gardening, Playing Cards, Computers

My Idea Of A Great Time Is

Hanging Out With Friends, Going Shopping, Trying New Things, The Movies, Reading A Book, Playing Dress-up, Tv, Going To A Museum

An Ideal First Date Would Be

Friday or Saturday night dinner in a candle-lit restaurant.
Kir.
Kir royale if he insists.

I've Always Wanted To Try

To play the guitar.

My Friends Describe Me As Being

Friendly

My Religion Is

Atheist

I Attend Services

Never

My Political Views Are

I Don't Like Politics

My Goal In Life Is

Perform stand-up comedy at the Edinburgh Festival. Win more prizes for speeches.
Get some books in print and actually market them so they become best sellers.
Retire to the seaside, perhaps overseas, with a solvent and successful man, preferably in a condo with a swimming pool, able to write and not worry about money because he is in charge and good at finance.
Be a team with my soulmate. Learning together, whether it's a new language, play a musical instrument, paint, draw caricatures, crafts, playing bridge, whatever appeals to both of us.

My Kind Of Humor Is

Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly

On Tv, I Always Watch

News, Documentaries, Situation Comedies, Instructional, Movies, Reality Shows, Re-runs

When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A

Comedy, Romance, Drama, Family, Thriller

When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To

Country, Rock, Pop, Classical, Blues, Ambient, Reggae

When I Read, I Always Read

Auto-biography, Biography, Computers, Health, History, Humor, Philosophy, Reference, Satire, I'm An Author

My Idea Of Fun Is

Dinner date in a candle-lit restaurant.

What Do You Find Attractive?

Boldness, Empathy, Flirtatiousness, Good Looks, Great Skills, Humor, Intelligence, Money, Power, Sensitivity, Spontaneity, Thoughtfullness, Wit

What Do You Look For?

Postgraduate degree and or high IQ.
Success - financial and skills.
Confidence and people skills - head of company, trainer, consultant, management, entrepreneur, own business. Conversational and extravert. Friendy. Happy. Smiling. Interested in psychology and performing arts. Looking for a man who will ask me out on a dinner date and be free to talk evenings and weekends. Not interested in long chats without ever meeting, nor people offering a drink or a coffee nor a mid-day meet for sex. Hope to find a long term relationship, somebody solvent and successful, start with dinner dates, weekends away, holidays and someone eventually I might live with and retire with. (Meanwhile - open to offers I can't refuse - like dinner.)

What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?

Date, Anal Sex