Human most days
scratster
Exeter, United Kingdom | Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
I Would Describe Myself As
Oh look, it demands I write something witty & impressive here, how very interesting! Well I like photography, films & travel, I've never killed a teddy bear, but I did once give one a dead arm, I have tortured many a jelly baby & now wish to transfer that knowledge onto a real live person, muhahahahaha
Sign
Capricorn
Appearance & Situation
My Body Type Is
Average
My Height Is
5' 11 (1.8 m)
My Eyes Are
Blue
My Ethnicity Is
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is
Divorced
I Have Kids
Yes - Not At Home
Body Art
Strategically Placed Tattoo
My Hair Is
Dark Brown
I Have One Or More Of These
No pets
Willing To Relocate
Yes
Status
My Education Level Is
Some High School
My Current Employment Status Is
Full-time
My Speciality Is
Transportation
My Job Title Is
Driver
I Make This Much In A Year
$15,000USD To $29,999USD
I Live
Alone
At Home
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker
No
I Drink
Yes - Socially
Personality
Back In High School, I Was A
Outcast
My Social Behavior Is
Loud, Comedic, Flirtatious
My Interest And Hobbies Are
Reading, Music, Movies, Internet, Games, Photography, Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is
The Movies, Relaxing, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Reading A Book, Going To A Concert
An Ideal First Date Would Be
Hanging from a lampost terrorising passing tourists
I've Always Wanted To Try
Shooting a cow from a canon.
Eating 305 cans of beans, jumping in swimming pool & shouting 'turbo power!!@
Eating 305 cans of beans, jumping in swimming pool & shouting 'turbo power!!@
My Friends Describe Me As Being
Friendly, Obscure, Goofy, A Flirt
Views
My Religion Is
Not Religious
I Attend Services
Never
My Political Views Are
I Don't Like Politics
My Goal In Life Is
Spank my monkey 409 times in an hour
My Kind Of Humor Is
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Raunchy, Sadistic
Taste
On Tv, I Always Watch
Movies
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A
Action, Science Fiction, Horror, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To
Rock, Metal, Pop, Blues
When I Read, I Always Read
Fantasy, Science Fiction
My Idea Of Fun Is
Laughing maniacally as I push another innocent teddy bear into the blender!!
Looking for
What Do You Find Attractive?
Good Looks, Humor, Empathy, Flirtatiousness
What Do You Look For?
A pulse, correct genitals, non-mingerness,
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?
Bondage, Date