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I Can Speak

English

I Would Describe Myself As

(you may want to reconsider sending me a message after you read this.) i'm old and act old. i walk with a limp and should get a hip replaced. I've been looking into scooter chairs, which are cheeper than new hips and come in hot metallic colors. i can't fuck and the pills give me headaches.my bondage 'date' MUST love receiving oral sex AND not be afraid to demand it. i would like to try being pegged, but with small diameter one. Do you own a strap-on? Also would like suck my date's toes at a dungeon party w/ everyone watching. i guess that would be public humiliation? or a foot fetish? you decide. would especially love to 'date' a cruel black Mistress. any Ebony Goddesses out there? Any Goddesses at all? I am told, my skin marks beautifully. put me in the pillory and paddle my ass into a bright shade of red, than cane it - don't forget to cross the stripes - it hurts more. so when you are done, sit me on a stool, chain my cock and balls to the floor, tie my hand behind me and force me to eat your delicious pussy. (actually, you won't have to force too much at all.) as you can tell, if you have read this far, i have a lot of fantasies and want to actually live some of them. BUT let me be part of your fantasy. it will make a wonderful story, or maybe a novel, if my body can stand that much consented mistreatment - remember, i am old.

Sign

Capricorn

My Education Level Is

College Degree

My Current Employment Status Is

Full-time

My Speciality Is

Research / Science / Engineering

My Job Title Is

P.E.

I Make This Much In A Year

$75,000USD To $99,999USD

I Live

Alone

At Home

There Is No Noise

I'm A Smoker

No

I Drink

Yes - Often

Back In High School, I Was A

Nerd

My Social Behavior Is

Reserved, Observant, Comedic, Strange

My Interest And Hobbies Are

Arts & Crafts, Internet, Theater

My Idea Of A Great Time Is

Trying New Things, Sleeping, Drinking, Going To A Museum

An Ideal First Date Would Be

ha ! there are no ideal first dates, just ones that are less awkward than others. I'm not sure there are any ideal second dates, either, unless the second date leads to a third date. ideal is over rated

I've Always Wanted To Try

becoming human, just kidding, anyone who has closely studied the human species would never really want to become one.

My Friends Describe Me As Being

A Troll, I Don't Have Any Friends

On Tv, I Always Watch

Documentaries

When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A

Science Fiction, Comedy, Adult

When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To

Rock

When I Read, I Always Read

Fiction, Humor, I'm An Author, Erotica

My Idea Of Fun Is

being with other people like at a cocktail party.
going to a play

What Do You Find Attractive?

Flirtatiousness, Spontaneity, Oddities, Boldness, Good Looks

What Do You Look For?

A WOMAN WHO CAN SAY TO ME, "STRIP AND EAT ME, NOW"

What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?

Date, Other, Oral Sex, Bondage, Group Sex, Strap On Sex