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Jeg taler

Engelsk

Jeg beskriver mig selv som

(you may want to reconsider sending me a message after you read this.) i'm old and act old. i walk with a limp and should get a hip replaced. I've been looking into scooter chairs, which are cheeper than new hips and come in hot metallic colors. i can't fuck and the pills give me headaches.my bondage 'date' MUST love receiving oral sex AND not be afraid to demand it. i would like to try being pegged, but with small diameter one. Do you own a strap-on? Also would like suck my date's toes at a dungeon party w/ everyone watching. i guess that would be public humiliation? or a foot fetish? you decide. would especially love to 'date' a cruel black Mistress. any Ebony Goddesses out there? Any Goddesses at all? I am told, my skin marks beautifully. put me in the pillory and paddle my ass into a bright shade of red, than cane it - don't forget to cross the stripes - it hurts more. so when you are done, sit me on a stool, chain my cock and balls to the floor, tie my hand behind me and force me to eat your delicious pussy. (actually, you won't have to force too much at all.) as you can tell, if you have read this far, i have a lot of fantasies and want to actually live some of them. BUT let me be part of your fantasy. it will make a wonderful story, or maybe a novel, if my body can stand that much consented mistreatment - remember, i am old.

Underskriv

Stenbukken

Mit uddannelsesniveau er

Universitetsuddannet

Min nuværende ansættelsesstatus er

Fuldtid

Mit speciale er

Forskning / videnskab / ingeniørarbejde

Min jobtitel er

P.E.

Jeg tjener så meget på et år

Fra $75.000USD til $99.999USD

Jeg bor

Alene

Hjemme

Der er ingen støj

Jeg er ryger

Nej

Jeg drikker

Ja - ofte

I gymnasiet var jeg

Nørd

Min sociale opførsel er

Reserveret, Observerende, Komisk, Underlig

Mine interesser og hobbier er

Kunst og håndværk, Internet, Teater

Min idé om at have det sjovt er

Prøve noget nyt, Sove, Drikke, Gå på museum

En ideel første date ville være

ha ! there are no ideal first dates, just ones that are less awkward than others. I'm not sure there are any ideal second dates, either, unless the second date leads to a third date. ideal is over rated

Jeg har altid villet prøve

becoming human, just kidding, anyone who has closely studied the human species would never really want to become one.

Mine venner beskriver mig som

En trold, Jeg har ingen venner

I tv ser jeg altid

Dokumentarer

Når jeg går i biografen ser jeg altid en

Science Fiction, Comedy, Voksen

Når jeg hører musik, lytter jeg altid til

Rock

Når jeg læser, læser jeg altid

Fiktion, Humor, Jeg er forfatter, Erotik

Min forestilling om hvad der er sjovt er

being with other people like at a cocktail party.
going to a play

Hvad finder du attraktivt?

Flirtende, Spontanitet, Særheder, Skaldethed, Flot udseende

Hvad leder du efter?

A WOMAN WHO CAN SAY TO ME, "STRIP AND EAT ME, NOW"

Hvilken type forhold leder du efter?

Dato, Andet, Oralsex, Bondage, Gruppesex, Strap on Sex