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I Can Speak

English, French, Spanish, Arabic, Italian, Hebrew, Hindi, Portuguese, Binary, Other

I Would Describe Myself As

Artist, computer nerd, musician, forest creature, pervert. Married (to a woman, we're poly and very open) and a mother of three.

Sign

Sagittarius

My Body Type Is

Fit

My Height Is

5' 3 (1.6 m)

My Eyes Are

Blue

My Ethnicity Is

Caucasian, European, Other

My Marital Situation Is

Married

I Have Kids

Yes - At Home

I Want Kids

Yes

My Best Feature Is

Hair

Body Art

Pierced... But Only Ear(s)

My Hair Is

Auburn / Red

I Have One Or More Of These

Cat

Willing To Relocate

No

My Education Level Is

Some College

My Current Employment Status Is

Self-employed

My Speciality Is

Art / Music / Literature

My Job Title Is

All sorts of things.

I Make This Much In A Year

$30,000USD To $44,999USD

I Live

With Kid(s), With Pet(s)

At Home

All Is Calm

I'm A Smoker

No

I Drink

Yes - One Or Two

Back In High School, I Was A

Quiet One

My Social Behavior Is

Anti-social, Comedic, Flirtatious, Friendly, Observant, Shy, Strange

My Interest And Hobbies Are

Arts & Crafts, Camping, Computers, Cooking, Dancing, Exercising, Family, Fishing / Hunting, Internet, Gardening, Learning, Music, Photography, Reading, Religion / Spirituality, Travel

My Idea Of A Great Time Is

Extreme Sports, Going To A Museum, Relaxing, Staying At Home, Trying New Things

An Ideal First Date Would Be

Simple, quiet, intimate, still in a safe place but far enough from people that they can't eavesdrop on quiet conversation, no distractions. Ideally, the first date I had with my wife (ask me and I'll give you the whole story). Short version, she came to my house for breakfast, stayed for an hour, I took a 'leap' when she was leaving and kissed her, she kissed me back. After a long shift at work (11-12 hours) full of us flirty-texting all day, she came back and spent the night. She never left. We got married a year later. basically, I've already had my ideal first date and doubt it can ever be topped (lol).

I've Always Wanted To Try

I've already done so much yet there's always more to do. Sexually/kinkily, there's not much left other than to refine and repeat the things I like. outside sex/kink, I want to explore more of the world. I mean both different cultures as well as wilderness areas that few people have seen.

My Friends Describe Me As Being

Friendly, Someone They Want To Be, Raunchy, Obscure, A Flirt

My Religion Is

Other

I Attend Services

Every Day

My Political Views Are

I Don't Like Politics

My Goal In Life Is

"My Goal In Life Is" Really? Who limits themselves to one goal? My goal is to live, to have a steady stream of goals. Ok, fine... My goal in life is to balance longevity of life with achievement of goals that both satisfy me and are also helpful to others. I find that balance by finding ways to survive an accomplishment long enough to share what I learned so that others might gain insight or inspiration from those things. If I'm not reasonably careful, it could mean I don't stick around long enough to share, that makes it a totally selfish act. If I'm too cautious, that means I'm less likely to experience anything of value, so again it's selfish because I have less to offer others.

My Kind Of Humor Is

Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Obscure, Sadistic, Raunchy

On Tv, I Always Watch

Documentaries, Movies, I Don't Like Tv

When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A

Action, Science Fiction, Horror

When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To

Classical, Metal, I'm A Recording Artist

When I Read, I Always Read

Ancient, Computers, Fantasy, Fiction, Health, History, Instructional, Mathematics, Nature, Philosophy, Poetry, Religious, Science, Science Fiction, Technical

My Idea Of Fun Is

Chiaroscuro. I like contrast. Part of my profession involves writing miles of code, which I consider a form of art. By contrast, I'd give up technology to live off the land, deep in the wilderness. I'm not an obsessive 'prepper' in the sense of stockpiling supplies. What I stockpile are skills, from a balanced mix of firsthand experience and research. Part of me hopes for society to crumble because I can survive it and help rebuild. At the same time, I'd rather avoid such a mess. Still, my children are quite well-prepared for such a thing.

What Do You Find Attractive?

Empathy, Flirtatiousness, Good Looks, Humor, Intelligence, Oddities, Sensitivity, Spontaneity, Thoughtfullness, Wit

What Do You Look For?

The absolute requirements: Some form of intelligence. A college degree doesn't mean much to me, I'd rather be with someone who has 'peasant wisdom' than someone who paid outrageous sums of money for a fancy parchment to hang on their wall. Humor. If you can't find humor in even the worst situations, that's often an indicator of someone who is dying instead of living. Compassion. If you lack compassion then you have issues that I probably won't want to deal with. Boobs. The question was "what do you look for?" and I look for boobs. Big, small, anything in between. I prefer boobs over genitals, at least for eye candy. Sorry, I had to add something silly after the three things that seriously matter.

What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?

Internet Buddy, Friend, Intimate, Other