If Sex Doesn't Feel Dirty...

I Can Speak

English

I Would Describe Myself As

...You're Not Doing It Right. Creative, mature widower, 56; I write and paint (failure at both). Bondage-obsessed my whole life. Out of practice due to vanilla break that has gone on far too long. Half-deaf and not playing with a full deck, I spend too much time and money at the slots on ladies night. I see bondage as intimate performance art and I'm just aching to create. Interested in becoming my latest "canvas"?
I don't drink; trying to quit smoking; disease free. (I even leave the toilet seat down.) I like all types and probably already have a fantasy to suit. Old-school, but willing to try something new. If you're a single mom, I've been there. (And this is a great stress reliever.)
I've had the love of my life and it was great; but she died a long time ago. Bondage is the only way I've found to even approach that level of passion. Interested?

Sign

Aries

My Body Type Is

Slim

My Height Is

5' 8 (1.73 m)

My Eyes Are

Hazel

My Ethnicity Is

Caucasian

My Marital Situation Is

Widowed

I Have Kids

Yes - Sometimes At Home

I Want Kids

Not Sure

My Best Feature Is

Hair

Body Art

Pierced... But Only Ear(s)

My Hair Is

Dark Blonde

I Have One Or More Of These

No pets

Willing To Relocate

No

My Education Level Is

Some College

My Current Employment Status Is

Full-time

My Speciality Is

Manufacturing / Distribution

My Job Title Is

Furniture assembler/material handler

I Make This Much In A Year

$30,000USD To $44,999USD

I Live

Alone

At Home

All Is Calm

I'm A Smoker

Yes - Trying To Quit

I Drink

No

Back In High School, I Was A

Brain

My Social Behavior Is

Reserved, Shy, Observant, Anti-social, Comedic, Flirtatious, Dark, Strange

My Interest And Hobbies Are

Arts & Crafts, Learning, Music, Tv, Movies, Games, Cooking, Playing Cards, Gambling

My Idea Of A Great Time Is

Hanging Out With Friends, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, Relaxing, Going To A Casino, Tv

An Ideal First Date Would Be

I don't really have an "ideal" date. (One I don't have to inflate.)

I've Always Wanted To Try

Just to see if anyone's still reading this, I've always fantasized about tying up two or three women for a night of indulgence.

My Friends Describe Me As Being

Troublemaker, Obscure

My Religion Is

Christian

I Attend Services

Never

My Political Views Are

Liberal

My Goal In Life Is

Just to get out without anyone else getting hurt. (Nobody gets out alive.)

My Kind Of Humor Is

Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic

On Tv, I Always Watch

Cartoons, Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Movies

When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A

Action, Science Fiction, Comedy

When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To

Rock, Blues, Folk

When I Read, I Always Read

Biography, Fantasy, Fiction, History, Horror, Humor, Music, Reference, Poetry, Satire, Science Fiction, I'm An Author

My Idea Of Fun Is

Fun is defined by the company I'm with. If I enjoy being with you, then even the most tedious jobs can be fun. It's what I call the exquisite boredom factor-If you enjoy each other, you never really have to be doing anything special.

What Do You Find Attractive?

Intelligence, Humor, Empathy, Boldness, Oddities, Flirtatiousness, Wit

What Do You Look For?

I look for a woman with a sharp mind, a warm and strong heart and a playful sense of humor. Expressive eyes are a plus, especially as they will be your only means of communication. I'm not too concerned with body type. That's just a matter of how much of you there is to enjoy.

What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?

Secretive Sex, Oral Sex, Domination, Bondage, Date, Just Wanna Fuck