Warning: Hard to capture my attention.

Je sais parler

Anglais

Je me décrirais comme

Pretty blunt and straight forward girl. I tend to evaluate people by their intelligence, humor, style, and presentation (grooming habits, cleanliness, well mannered). Looks probably factor in somewhere after these, because attraction is important, but not as important as brains. I hate being the center of attention, so all you fellas sending flirts, winks, messages and the like will probably get looked over quickly. I look for someone who seems genuinely interested in knowing me for my thoughts and feelings, not my fetishes. With that being said, if you want to capture my attention, don't tell me I'm cute, adorable or you wanna see my lady bits. (I definitely don't wanna see a dick pic, so don't even bother.) Just be a genuine gentleman, chivalrous, and truthful. One-liners and pick-up lines only work if they are unique, and I've only heard ONE SINGLE PICK-UP LINE that appealed to me. (That guy got lots and lots of booty, btw.) I'm almost 34 with some sexual experience under my belt, and there's so much ground that I haven't covered, but I'm pretty adventurous in the sack and like to try many things to test the waters. My ideal age range for a guy is somewhere between 29 & 45-ish. Older guys are more my speed because they've been there and done that, just looking for someone to he happy with and settle down. I like "seasoned", experienced men who know what they want, and like to dominate in the bedroom.

Signe

Lion

Ma silhouette est

Quelques kilos en trop

Ma taille est

5' 5 (1.65 m)

Mes yeux sont

Marrons

Mon origine ethnique est

Caucasienne

Ma situation maritale est

Relation sérieuse

J'ai des enfants

Oui - chez moi

Ce que j'ai de mieux

Cheveux

Art Corporel

Piercings cachés, Tatouages stratégiquement placés

Mes cheveux sont

Marrons

J'en ai 1 ou plus

Chat, Chien

Ma situation professionnelle actuelle est

Au foyer

Mon domaine de compétence est

Autre

Mon titre de fonction est

CEO of the homestead/ hair designer

Je vis

En colocation, Avec mes enfants, Avec des animaux

Chez moi

C'est plutôt calme

Je fume

Oui - souvent

Je bois de l'alcool

Oui - socialement

Au lycée, j'étais un/e

Calme

Socialement, je suis plutôt

Réservé, Timide, Antisocial, Sympa

Mes passions et loisirs sont

Famille, Faire de l'exercice, Lecture, Musique, Télévision, Jeux, Danse, Cuisine, Jardinage, Pêche / Chasse, Camper

Un bon moment pour moi c'est

Rester à la maison, Faire de nouvelles expériences, Me relaxer, Dormir, Sports extrêmes, Jouer aux jeux vidéos, Télévision, Aller à un concert

Un premier rendez-vous idéal, ce serait

A talk over coffee, or dinner. Preferably a public, laid back atmosphere, where we can chat and not get in trouble for having a good laugh or energetic conversation (ie: no movie theater, opera houses, or ballets, lol). I'd hope to have nothing expected of me by the end of the night, as I am open to many things but I get quickly deterred by a domineering attitude, something like "You owe me for this..." As long as the guy has some sense of intelligence, class and humor, and doesn't come off as an arrogant & egotistical a-hole, I think all will be well.

J'ai toujours voulu essayer

Sex on an airplane, dominating and seducing a man of high status, a threesome with 2 men (I've experienced one w/ another M & F, it was awesome.) Roleplay fantasies, the list goes on and on.....

Mes amis me décrivent comme

Sympa, Un troll, Cool

Ma religion c'est

Pas religieux/euse

Je vais à la messe

Jamais

Mon but dans la vie c'est

To have a gainful life, health, and some sort of wealth to be able to live comfortably. Also, to become more spontaneous and live life adventurously by travelling and experiencing new ideas and cultures around the world. It'd be nice to have a life partner to share these goals with.

Mon sens de l'humour est plutôt

Intelligent, Sarcastique, Neuneu, Coquin/e, Sadique

A la télévision, je regarde

Actualités, Dessins animés, Documentaires, Sitcoms, TV réalité, Rediffusions

Quand je vais au cinéma, je regarde toujours

Action, Comédies, Drames, Animation, Horreur, Thrillers, Je n'aime pas les films

Quand j'écoute de la musique, ce que je préfère c'est

Rock, Metal, Indus, New age, Punk

Quand je lis, ce que je préfère c'est

Actualités, Autobiographies, Fantaisie, Santé, Histoire, Horreur, Humour, Mystères, Satires, Erotique, Surnaturel

Mon idée du fun

Having a day without the responsibility of being a parent, as parenting is my life, job, and center of my universe. Otherwise, THEME PARKS!!