Warning: Hard to capture my attention.

Jeg kan snakke

Norsk

Jeg vil beskrive meg selv som

Pretty blunt and straight forward girl. I tend to evaluate people by their intelligence, humor, style, and presentation (grooming habits, cleanliness, well mannered). Looks probably factor in somewhere after these, because attraction is important, but not as important as brains. I hate being the center of attention, so all you fellas sending flirts, winks, messages and the like will probably get looked over quickly. I look for someone who seems genuinely interested in knowing me for my thoughts and feelings, not my fetishes. With that being said, if you want to capture my attention, don't tell me I'm cute, adorable or you wanna see my lady bits. (I definitely don't wanna see a dick pic, so don't even bother.) Just be a genuine gentleman, chivalrous, and truthful. One-liners and pick-up lines only work if they are unique, and I've only heard ONE SINGLE PICK-UP LINE that appealed to me. (That guy got lots and lots of booty, btw.) I'm almost 34 with some sexual experience under my belt, and there's so much ground that I haven't covered, but I'm pretty adventurous in the sack and like to try many things to test the waters. My ideal age range for a guy is somewhere between 29 & 45-ish. Older guys are more my speed because they've been there and done that, just looking for someone to he happy with and settle down. I like "seasoned", experienced men who know what they want, and like to dominate in the bedroom.

Registrer

Leo

My Kroppstype er

Ett par ekstra kilo

Min høyde er

5 '5 (1,65 m)

Øynene mine er

Brun

Min etnisitet er

kaukasisk

Min Sivilsituasjon er

Fast forhold

Jeg har barn

Ja - bor hjemme

Min beste egenskap er

Hår

Kropps kunst

Hemmelig Piercing, Strategisk plassert tatovering

Mitt hår er

Brun

Jeg har en eller flere av disse

Katt, Hund

Min nåværende arbeidssituasjon er

Hjemmeværende

Min spesialitet er

Annet

Minn jobb tittel er

CEO of the homestead/ hair designer

Jeg bor

Med romkamerat (er), Med barn, Med kjæledyr

Hjemme

Alt er rolig

Jeg er en røyker

Ja - Ofte

Jeg drikker

Ja - Sosialt

Når jeg gikk på skolen, var jeg

Den stille

Min sosiale atferd er

Reservert, Sjenert, Asosial, Vennlig

Mine interesser og hobbier er

Familie, Trene, Lese, Musikk, Tv, Spill, Dansing, Lage mat, Hagearbeid, Jakt / Fiske, Kamping

Min idé av å ha det gøy er

Være hjemme, Prøve nye ting, Slappe av, Sove, Ekstremsport, Spille videospill, Tv, Gå på konsert

En ideel første date vil være

A talk over coffee, or dinner. Preferably a public, laid back atmosphere, where we can chat and not get in trouble for having a good laugh or energetic conversation (ie: no movie theater, opera houses, or ballets, lol). I'd hope to have nothing expected of me by the end of the night, as I am open to many things but I get quickly deterred by a domineering attitude, something like "You owe me for this..." As long as the guy has some sense of intelligence, class and humor, and doesn't come off as an arrogant & egotistical a-hole, I think all will be well.

Jeg har alltid hatt lyst til å prøve

Sex on an airplane, dominating and seducing a man of high status, a threesome with 2 men (I've experienced one w/ another M & F, it was awesome.) Roleplay fantasies, the list goes on and on.....

Mine venner beskriver meg som

Vennlig, Et troll, Kul

Min religion er

Ikke religiøs

Jeg går på gudstjeneste

Aldri

Mitt mål i livet er

To have a gainful life, health, and some sort of wealth to be able to live comfortably. Also, to become more spontaneous and live life adventurously by travelling and experiencing new ideas and cultures around the world. It'd be nice to have a life partner to share these goals with.

Min humoristiske sans er

Smart, Tørr / Sarkastisk, Tullete, Frekk, Sadistisk

På TV ser jeg alltid på

Nyheter, Tegneserier, Dokumentarer, Komedie, Reality programmer, Repriser

Når jeg går på kino, går jeg alltid for å se en

Action, Komedie, Drama, Andirektemeldingasjon, Skrekk, Thriller, Jeg liker ikke filmer

Når jeg hører på musikk, så hører jeg alltid på

Rock, Metall, Industri, New age, Punk

Når jeg leser, så leser jeg alltid

Nyheter, Auto-biografi, Fantasi, Helse, Historie, Skrekk, Humor, Mysterier, Satire, Erotikk, Overnaturlig

Min idé av å ha det gøy er

Having a day without the responsibility of being a parent, as parenting is my life, job, and center of my universe. Otherwise, THEME PARKS!!