free kitten to a good home!

Jeg taler

Engelsk

Jeg beskriver mig selv som

i come with a clean bill of health, certification as a chef, and penchant for laundry!
(currently not actively seeking a permanent Owner; however, never say never. Just be prepared to meet the very large, and angry, Protector with a very well-tuned bullshit detector should you decide to come a'callin')

Also interested in meeting other pets/subs for "shop talk"/bake sales/taking over the world; ya know, the normal things girls/guys talk about.

Playthings are always welcomed, but don't be surprised if i make you meet my Protector first.

As for "who i am":
random, very giggly, bouncy, loyal to a fault, empathetic to a fault, chef, lover of odd/quirky music/movies, independent to a fault (don't expect me to sit down for an hour and discuss my "real feelings"), sarcastic, crass, fan of puns, dancer at many music fests, ice cream maker and i consider my patent Docs to be "dress shoes" perfect for any occasion...

i strongly dislike manipulation. in fact, that is probably the easiest way to piss me off. honesty...it's not that hard. people who are honest with others (and themselves, although this is much rarer lately) make my insides warm and happy.

if you believe in astrology, i am very much your stereotypical Leo. Libra rising seems to keep the crazy aspects of it at bay.

if i could end every night with a two a.m. walk through a park, i'd never have stress.

my favorite word is "pusillanimous".

Hard Limits:
anything to do with stuff coming out of, or going in, my ass (or someone else's). Yes, i have tried it. Yes, they "knew what they were doing". No, i don't "know what i'm missing" because i don't miss it.

Underskriv

Leo

Min kropstype er

Gennemsnitlig

Min højde er

175 cm

Mine øjne er

Grøn

Min etnicitet er

Kaukasisk

Min civilstand er

Single

Jeg har børn

Nej

Jeg vil have børn

Nej

Mit bedste karaktertræk er

Læber

Kropsudsmykning

Blæk over alt, Piercet... Men kun øre(r)

Mit hår er

Sort

Jeg har en eller flere af disse

Ingen kæledyr

Villig til at flytte

Ja

Mit uddannelsesniveau er

Lidt af universitetet

Min nuværende ansættelsesstatus er

Selvstændig

Mit speciale er

Mad / catering

Min jobtitel er

ice cream maker

Jeg bor

Med værelseskammerat(er)

Hjemme

Nogle gange er det vildt

Jeg er ryger

Ja - til fester

Jeg drikker

Ja - ofte

I gymnasiet var jeg

Udstødt

Min sociale opførsel er

Komisk, Flirtende, Venlig, Højtråbende, Observerende, Underlig

Mine interesser og hobbier er

Kunst og håndværk, Camping, Madlavning, Læring, Film, Kortspil

Min idé om at have det sjovt er

Drikke, Være sammen med venner, Tage til koncert, Gå på museum, Klæde sig ud, I biografen, Prøve noget nyt

En ideel første date ville være

something unexpected. big fan of picnics, huge lover of walks. if i hear "yeah, there's this hole in the wall place, it looks scary but the food is sooo good!" i will instantly be happy. but, i'm happy with a pbr and a taco...so it doesn't take much

Jeg har altid villet prøve

everything and anything that i haven't tried yet

Mine venner beskriver mig som

Venlig, Fræk, Obskur

Min religion er

Spirituel, men ikke religiøs

Jeg deltager i tjenester

På ferier

Mit mål i livet er

make people happy, have enough means to support myself and those i care about, laugh so hard my face hurts, smile so wide my jaw becomes unhinged.
i don't have a concrete "oh, i need to make this much money" or "i need to live in this sized house" look at goals.
i want to make as many people happy as i possibly can.

Min form for humor er

Snu, Tør / sarkastisk, Sadistisk, Slapstick

I tv ser jeg altid

Dokumentarer, Dramaer, Film

Når jeg går i biografen ser jeg altid en

Handling, Gys, Thriller

Når jeg hører musik, lytter jeg altid til

Blues, Land, Dance, New age, Pop, Punk, Reggae, Rock

Når jeg læser, læser jeg altid

Selvbiografi, Komisk, Gys, Mystik, Poesi, Satire, Science Fiction

Min forestilling om hvad der er sjovt er

smiling, laughing, dancing at music fests, hugs, cooking, making someone else feel warm inside, making presents, movement

Hvad finder du attraktivt?

Skaldethed, Empati, Intelligens, Særheder, Magt, Omtanke, Morsom

Hvad leder du efter?

someone who looks through things, rather than at them.
someone strong enough to know his own strength, rather than shout to declare it.
quiet dominance.
confidence without arrogance.
if you have suspenders; i love you already.
someone with empathy towards others.

at this point, i'll take "hey, i actually know what being a Dom means!".

Hvilken type forhold leder du efter?

Domination