free kitten to a good home!

Говорим

Енглески

Мој опис

i come with a clean bill of health, certification as a chef, and penchant for laundry!
(currently not actively seeking a permanent Owner; however, never say never. Just be prepared to meet the very large, and angry, Protector with a very well-tuned bullshit detector should you decide to come a'callin')

Also interested in meeting other pets/subs for "shop talk"/bake sales/taking over the world; ya know, the normal things girls/guys talk about.

Playthings are always welcomed, but don't be surprised if i make you meet my Protector first.

As for "who i am":
random, very giggly, bouncy, loyal to a fault, empathetic to a fault, chef, lover of odd/quirky music/movies, independent to a fault (don't expect me to sit down for an hour and discuss my "real feelings"), sarcastic, crass, fan of puns, dancer at many music fests, ice cream maker and i consider my patent Docs to be "dress shoes" perfect for any occasion...

i strongly dislike manipulation. in fact, that is probably the easiest way to piss me off. honesty...it's not that hard. people who are honest with others (and themselves, although this is much rarer lately) make my insides warm and happy.

if you believe in astrology, i am very much your stereotypical Leo. Libra rising seems to keep the crazy aspects of it at bay.

if i could end every night with a two a.m. walk through a park, i'd never have stress.

my favorite word is "pusillanimous".

Hard Limits:
anything to do with stuff coming out of, or going in, my ass (or someone else's). Yes, i have tried it. Yes, they "knew what they were doing". No, i don't "know what i'm missing" because i don't miss it.

Хороскопски знак

Лав

Моје грађа

Просечна

Висина

175 цм

Боја очију

Зеленa

Раса

Белац/Белкиња

Брачно стање

Сингл

Имам децу

Не

Желим децу

Не

Моја најбоља карактеристика

Усне

Телесна обележја

Тетоваже по целом телу, Минђуша/минђуше

Боја косе

Црнa

Имам

Немам кућне љубимце

Спреман/Спремна за селидбу

Да

Образовни ниво

Факултет, али га нисам завршио/завршила

Мој радни однос

Имам своју фирму

Моја струка

Храна/Кетеринг

Назив мог радног места

ice cream maker

Живим

Цимером/Цимерима

Код куће

Понекад је право лудило

Пушим

Да - у друштву

Пијем

Да - често

У средњој школи био/била сам

Повучен(а)

У друштву сам

Занимљив(а), Волим да флертујем, Дружељубив/дружељубива, Гласан/гласна, Посматрач, Чудан/чудна

Моја интересовања и хобији

Уметност и занат, Камповање, Кување, Учење, Филмове, Картање

Како замишљам провод

Пиће, Дружење с пријатељима, Концерт, Посета музеју, Облачење, Биоскоп, Волим да испробавам нове ствари

Мој савршен први састанак

something unexpected. big fan of picnics, huge lover of walks. if i hear "yeah, there's this hole in the wall place, it looks scary but the food is sooo good!" i will instantly be happy. but, i'm happy with a pbr and a taco...so it doesn't take much

Одувек сам желео/желела да

everything and anything that i haven't tried yet

Моји пријатељи кажу да сам

Дружељубив/дружељубива, Непримерен(а), Чудан/чудна

Религија

Духован/духовна сам, али не религиозан/религиозна

Идем у цркву

На годишњем одмору

Мој животни циљ

make people happy, have enough means to support myself and those i care about, laugh so hard my face hurts, smile so wide my jaw becomes unhinged.
i don't have a concrete "oh, i need to make this much money" or "i need to live in this sized house" look at goals.
i want to make as many people happy as i possibly can.

Мој смисао за хумор

Паметан, Сиров/саркастичан, Садистички, Урнебесан/слепстик

На ТВ-у увек гледам

Документарце, Драме, Филмове

У биоскопу увек гледам

Акције, Хороре, Трилере

Увек слушам

Блуз, Кантри, Денс, ”Њу ејџ” музика, Поп, Панк, Реге, Рок

Увек читам

Аутобиографије, Стрипове, Хороре, Мистерије, Поезија, Сатире, Научну фантастику

Како замишљам добру забаву

smiling, laughing, dancing at music fests, hugs, cooking, making someone else feel warm inside, making presents, movement

Шта Вас привлачи?

Одважност, Саосећајност, Интелигенција, Чудноватост, Моћ, Брижљивост, Домишљатост

Шта тражите?

someone who looks through things, rather than at them.
someone strong enough to know his own strength, rather than shout to declare it.
quiet dominance.
confidence without arrogance.
if you have suspenders; i love you already.
someone with empathy towards others.

at this point, i'll take "hey, i actually know what being a Dom means!".

Какву везу тражите?

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