free kitten to a good home!

I Can Speak

English

I Would Describe Myself As

i come with a clean bill of health, certification as a chef, and penchant for laundry!
(currently not actively seeking a permanent Owner; however, never say never. Just be prepared to meet the very large, and angry, Protector with a very well-tuned bullshit detector should you decide to come a'callin')

Also interested in meeting other pets/subs for "shop talk"/bake sales/taking over the world; ya know, the normal things girls/guys talk about.

Playthings are always welcomed, but don't be surprised if i make you meet my Protector first.

As for "who i am":
random, very giggly, bouncy, loyal to a fault, empathetic to a fault, chef, lover of odd/quirky music/movies, independent to a fault (don't expect me to sit down for an hour and discuss my "real feelings"), sarcastic, crass, fan of puns, dancer at many music fests, ice cream maker and i consider my patent Docs to be "dress shoes" perfect for any occasion...

i strongly dislike manipulation. in fact, that is probably the easiest way to piss me off. honesty...it's not that hard. people who are honest with others (and themselves, although this is much rarer lately) make my insides warm and happy.

if you believe in astrology, i am very much your stereotypical Leo. Libra rising seems to keep the crazy aspects of it at bay.

if i could end every night with a two a.m. walk through a park, i'd never have stress.

my favorite word is "pusillanimous".

Hard Limits:
anything to do with stuff coming out of, or going in, my ass (or someone else's). Yes, i have tried it. Yes, they "knew what they were doing". No, i don't "know what i'm missing" because i don't miss it.

Sign

Leo

My Body Type Is

Average

My Height Is

5' 9 (1.75 m)

My Eyes Are

Green

My Ethnicity Is

Caucasian

My Marital Situation Is

Single

I Have Kids

No

I Want Kids

No

My Best Feature Is

Lips

Body Art

Inked All Over, Pierced... But Only Ear(s)

My Hair Is

Black

I Have One Or More Of These

No pets

Willing To Relocate

Yes

My Education Level Is

Some College

My Current Employment Status Is

Self-employed

My Speciality Is

Food / Catering

My Job Title Is

ice cream maker

I Live

With Roomate(s)

At Home

It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes

I'm A Smoker

Yes - Socially

I Drink

Yes - Often

Back In High School, I Was A

Outcast

My Social Behavior Is

Comedic, Flirtatious, Friendly, Loud, Observant, Strange

My Interest And Hobbies Are

Arts & Crafts, Camping, Cooking, Learning, Movies, Playing Cards

My Idea Of A Great Time Is

Drinking, Hanging Out With Friends, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum, Playing Dress-up, The Movies, Trying New Things

An Ideal First Date Would Be

something unexpected. big fan of picnics, huge lover of walks. if i hear "yeah, there's this hole in the wall place, it looks scary but the food is sooo good!" i will instantly be happy. but, i'm happy with a pbr and a taco...so it doesn't take much

I've Always Wanted To Try

everything and anything that i haven't tried yet

My Friends Describe Me As Being

Friendly, Raunchy, Obscure

My Religion Is

Spiritual But Not Religious

I Attend Services

On Holidays

My Political Views Are

Middle Of The Road

My Goal In Life Is

make people happy, have enough means to support myself and those i care about, laugh so hard my face hurts, smile so wide my jaw becomes unhinged.
i don't have a concrete "oh, i need to make this much money" or "i need to live in this sized house" look at goals.
i want to make as many people happy as i possibly can.

My Kind Of Humor Is

Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Sadistic, Slapstick

On Tv, I Always Watch

Documentaries, Dramas, Movies

When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A

Action, Horror, Thriller

When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To

Blues, Country, Dance, New age, Pop, Punk, Reggae, Rock

When I Read, I Always Read

Auto-biography, Comic, Horror, Mystery, Poetry, Satire, Science Fiction

My Idea Of Fun Is

smiling, laughing, dancing at music fests, hugs, cooking, making someone else feel warm inside, making presents, movement

What Do You Find Attractive?

Boldness, Empathy, Intelligence, Oddities, Power, Thoughtfullness, Wit

What Do You Look For?

someone who looks through things, rather than at them.
someone strong enough to know his own strength, rather than shout to declare it.
quiet dominance.
confidence without arrogance.
if you have suspenders; i love you already.
someone with empathy towards others.

at this point, i'll take "hey, i actually know what being a Dom means!".

What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?

Domination