Genuinely inappropriate and unfiltered
ThinkingTooLoud
Flint, Michigan | Mand Søger en Kvinde
Grundlæggende oplysninger
Fornavn
Rob
Jeg taler
Engelsk
Jeg beskriver mig selv som
Professional Chef, slightly autistic and extremely "socially dyslexic." I have a broad skill set and far too many hobbies, hindered by the curse of rarely having the amount of free time I want for my projects, and I'm sure being a workaholic doesn't help either.
I also have a Master's degree in Murphy's Law, and have earned the nickname, "Robstradamus," for my uncanny ability to predict the future so long as it's the worst possible outcome and somehow involves me.
I'd say that my best quality is my blunt honesty, especially when those opinions are invoked by my cynicism. I actually quite enjoy repeating what I've said behind someone's back to their face. But, I try not to take anything too seriously, so even if my jokes are poorly timed and inappropriate, they usually still elicit some kind of laughter. Fortunately, it works exceptionally well for deescalating tense situations and arguments.
However, I often have trouble connecting with people on a deeper level mostly because I tend to get stuck in my head and miss a lot of social cues, (which is why I consider myself to truly be a hopeless romantic.) So, even though I despise online dating, it's really the only effective means of being able to get to know people outside of work, especially considering that I am absolute shit at flirting.
All that being said, I still want to believe that soulmates are a real thing. I want to find my shield maiden, so to speak. Somebody who can keep up with my erratic thought train, is strong-willed and at least as weird as me. I like the concept of FLR's, but I need a relationship that allows for either of us to wear the pants. And I mean that both literally and figuratively, hahaha!
I also have a Master's degree in Murphy's Law, and have earned the nickname, "Robstradamus," for my uncanny ability to predict the future so long as it's the worst possible outcome and somehow involves me.
I'd say that my best quality is my blunt honesty, especially when those opinions are invoked by my cynicism. I actually quite enjoy repeating what I've said behind someone's back to their face. But, I try not to take anything too seriously, so even if my jokes are poorly timed and inappropriate, they usually still elicit some kind of laughter. Fortunately, it works exceptionally well for deescalating tense situations and arguments.
However, I often have trouble connecting with people on a deeper level mostly because I tend to get stuck in my head and miss a lot of social cues, (which is why I consider myself to truly be a hopeless romantic.) So, even though I despise online dating, it's really the only effective means of being able to get to know people outside of work, especially considering that I am absolute shit at flirting.
All that being said, I still want to believe that soulmates are a real thing. I want to find my shield maiden, so to speak. Somebody who can keep up with my erratic thought train, is strong-willed and at least as weird as me. I like the concept of FLR's, but I need a relationship that allows for either of us to wear the pants. And I mean that both literally and figuratively, hahaha!
Underskriv
Kræft
Udseende & Situation
Min kropstype er
Slank
Min højde er
185 cm
Mine øjne er
Brun
Min etnicitet er
Kaukasisk
Min civilstand er
Aldrig gift
Jeg har børn
Nej
Jeg vil have børn
Ja
Mit bedste karaktertræk er
Smil
Kropsudsmykning
Piercet... Men kun øre(r), Stategisk placeret tatovering, Synlig tatovering
Mit hår er
Mørkebrun
Jeg har en eller flere af disse
Hund
Villig til at flytte
Nej
Status
Mit uddannelsesniveau er
Lidt af universitetet
Min nuværende ansættelsesstatus er
Fuldtid
Mit speciale er
Mad / catering
Min jobtitel er
Chef
Jeg tjener så meget på et år
Fra $45.000USD til $59.999USD
Jeg bor
Med kæledyr
Hjemme
Venner kommer forbi en gang i mellem
Jeg er ryger
Ja - ofte
Jeg drikker
Ja - til fester
Personlighed
I gymnasiet var jeg
Udstødt
Min sociale opførsel er
Reserveret, Observerende, Komisk, Mørk, Underlig
Mine interesser og hobbier er
Spise til middag, Kunst og håndværk, Musik, Tv, Film, Madlavning
Min idé om at have det sjovt er
Være sammen med venner, Være hjemme, Prøve noget nyt, I biografen, Sove, Drikke, Klæde sig ud, Tv
En ideel første date ville være
Anything relaxed
Jeg har altid villet prøve
Robbing a bank
Mine venner beskriver mig som
En trold, Fræk, Fjollet
Synspunkter
Min religion er
Andet
Mit mål i livet er
Enjoy it.
Min form for humor er
Snu, Tør / sarkastisk, Fræk, Sadistisk
Smag
I tv ser jeg altid
Tegnefilm, Film
Når jeg går i biografen ser jeg altid en
Handling, Science Fiction, Comedy, Familie, Animation, Gys, Thriller, Jeg er filmskuespiller, Voksen
Når jeg hører musik, lytter jeg altid til
Land, Rap, Rock, Metal, Klassisk, Støvsugerlyde, Blues, New age, Soul, Folk, Punk
Når jeg læser, læser jeg altid
Komisk, Fantasy, Fiktion, Historie, Gys, Humor, Gør-det-selv, Mystik, Filosofi, Poesi, Satire, Science Fiction, Teknisk, Erotik, Overnaturlig
Min forestilling om hvad der er sjovt er
Whatever includes laughter and as little actual work as possible.
Leder efter
Hvad finder du attraktivt?
Morsom, Flirtende, Særheder, Humor, Flot udseende, Intelligens
Hvad leder du efter?
An old soul who can tolerate my quirks.
Hvilken type forhold leder du efter?
Ven, Intim, Forpligtet