Genuinely inappropriate and unfiltered
ThinkingTooLoud
Flint, Michigan | Man Op zoek naar een Vrouw
Algemene Informatie
Voornaam
Rob
Ik spreek:
Engels
Ik beschrijf mezelf als:
Professional Chef, slightly autistic and extremely "socially dyslexic." I have a broad skill set and far too many hobbies, hindered by the curse of rarely having the amount of free time I want for my projects, and I'm sure being a workaholic doesn't help either.
I also have a Master's degree in Murphy's Law, and have earned the nickname, "Robstradamus," for my uncanny ability to predict the future so long as it's the worst possible outcome and somehow involves me.
I'd say that my best quality is my blunt honesty, especially when those opinions are invoked by my cynicism. I actually quite enjoy repeating what I've said behind someone's back to their face. But, I try not to take anything too seriously, so even if my jokes are poorly timed and inappropriate, they usually still elicit some kind of laughter. Fortunately, it works exceptionally well for deescalating tense situations and arguments.
However, I often have trouble connecting with people on a deeper level mostly because I tend to get stuck in my head and miss a lot of social cues, (which is why I consider myself to truly be a hopeless romantic.) So, even though I despise online dating, it's really the only effective means of being able to get to know people outside of work, especially considering that I am absolute shit at flirting.
All that being said, I still want to believe that soulmates are a real thing. I want to find my shield maiden, so to speak. Somebody who can keep up with my erratic thought train, is strong-willed and at least as weird as me. I like the concept of FLR's, but I need a relationship that allows for either of us to wear the pants. And I mean that both literally and figuratively, hahaha!
I also have a Master's degree in Murphy's Law, and have earned the nickname, "Robstradamus," for my uncanny ability to predict the future so long as it's the worst possible outcome and somehow involves me.
I'd say that my best quality is my blunt honesty, especially when those opinions are invoked by my cynicism. I actually quite enjoy repeating what I've said behind someone's back to their face. But, I try not to take anything too seriously, so even if my jokes are poorly timed and inappropriate, they usually still elicit some kind of laughter. Fortunately, it works exceptionally well for deescalating tense situations and arguments.
However, I often have trouble connecting with people on a deeper level mostly because I tend to get stuck in my head and miss a lot of social cues, (which is why I consider myself to truly be a hopeless romantic.) So, even though I despise online dating, it's really the only effective means of being able to get to know people outside of work, especially considering that I am absolute shit at flirting.
All that being said, I still want to believe that soulmates are a real thing. I want to find my shield maiden, so to speak. Somebody who can keep up with my erratic thought train, is strong-willed and at least as weird as me. I like the concept of FLR's, but I need a relationship that allows for either of us to wear the pants. And I mean that both literally and figuratively, hahaha!
Sterrenbeeld
Kreeft
Uiterlijk & Situatie
Mijn Lichaamstype Is
Dun
Mijn Lengte Is
6' 1 (1.85 m)
Mijn Ogen Zijn
Bruin
Mijn Ethniciteit Is
Blank
Mijn Burgerlijke Staat Is
Nooit getrouwd
Ik Heb Kinderen
Nee
Ik Wil Kinderen
Ja
Mijn Beste Eigenschap Is
Glimlach
Body Art
Piercings, maar alleen in mijn oren, Strategisch geplaatste tatoeages , Zichtbare tatoeage
Mijn Haar Is
Donkerbruinharig
Ik heb één of meer van deze
Hond
Ben je bereid te verhuizen?
Nee
Status
Mijn Opleidingsniveau Is
MBO
Mijn Huidige Werkstatus Is
Voltijd
Mijn specialisatie is
Sales / Marketing
Mijn functie is:
Chef
Mijn jaarsalaris is:
Tussen de €45.000 en €60.000
Ik Woon
Met Huisdier(en)
Bij mij thuis
Komen er soms vrienden langs
Ik Ben Een Roker
Ja - Vaak
Ik Drink
Ja - Als ik uitga
Persoonlijkheid
Op de middelbare school was ik
Buitenstaander
In sociale situaties ben ik
Gereserveerd, Opmerkzaam, Grappig, Donker, Raar
Mijn Interesses En Hobbies Zijn
Eten, Knutselen, Muziek, Tv, Films, Koken
Mijn idee van een leuke tijd is
Met Vrienden zijn, Thuis blijven, Ik probeer graag nieuwe dingen, Films, Slapen, Drinken, Me verkleden, Tv
Een perfecte eerste date is
Anything relaxed
Wat ik altijd al eens heb willen proberen:
Robbing a bank
Mijn vrienden beschrijven me als
Een Troll, Ranzig, Gek
Meningen
Mijn Geloof Is
Iets Anders
Mijn Doel In Het Leven Is
Enjoy it.
Mijn Gevoel Voor Humor Is
Slim, Droge Humor / Sarcastisch, Ranzig, Sadistischh
Smaak
Op tv kijk ik:
Tekenfilms, Films
In de bioscoop kijk ik:
Actie, Science Fiction, Komedie, Gezin, Animatie, Horror, Thriller, Ik ben een filmacteur, Erotisch
Als ik naar muziek luister, luister ik altijd naar
Country, Rap, Rock, Metal, Klassiek, De Stofzuiger, Blues, New Age, Soul, Folk, Punk
Ik lees graag
Comedy, Fantasy, Fictie, Geschiedenis, Horror, Humor, Educatief, Mysterie, Filosofie, Poëzie, Satire, Science Fiction, Technisch, Erotica, Bovennatuurlijk
Mijn Idee Van Plezier is
Whatever includes laughter and as little actual work as possible.
Zoekt
Wat vind je aantrekkelijk?
Gevatheid, Flirterig, Eigenaardigheden, Humor, Goed Uiterlijk, Intelligentie
Wat zoek je?
An old soul who can tolerate my quirks.
Waar ben je naar op zoek?
Vriend, Intimiteit, Vastigheid