Genuinely inappropriate and unfiltered
ThinkingTooLoud
Flint, Michigan | Homem Procurando um Mulher
Informação Básica
Primeiro Nome
Rob
Eu Sei Falar
Inglês
Me Descreveria Como
Professional Chef, slightly autistic and extremely "socially dyslexic." I have a broad skill set and far too many hobbies, hindered by the curse of rarely having the amount of free time I want for my projects, and I'm sure being a workaholic doesn't help either.
I also have a Master's degree in Murphy's Law, and have earned the nickname, "Robstradamus," for my uncanny ability to predict the future so long as it's the worst possible outcome and somehow involves me.
I'd say that my best quality is my blunt honesty, especially when those opinions are invoked by my cynicism. I actually quite enjoy repeating what I've said behind someone's back to their face. But, I try not to take anything too seriously, so even if my jokes are poorly timed and inappropriate, they usually still elicit some kind of laughter. Fortunately, it works exceptionally well for deescalating tense situations and arguments.
However, I often have trouble connecting with people on a deeper level mostly because I tend to get stuck in my head and miss a lot of social cues, (which is why I consider myself to truly be a hopeless romantic.) So, even though I despise online dating, it's really the only effective means of being able to get to know people outside of work, especially considering that I am absolute shit at flirting.
All that being said, I still want to believe that soulmates are a real thing. I want to find my shield maiden, so to speak. Somebody who can keep up with my erratic thought train, is strong-willed and at least as weird as me. I like the concept of FLR's, but I need a relationship that allows for either of us to wear the pants. And I mean that both literally and figuratively, hahaha!
I also have a Master's degree in Murphy's Law, and have earned the nickname, "Robstradamus," for my uncanny ability to predict the future so long as it's the worst possible outcome and somehow involves me.
I'd say that my best quality is my blunt honesty, especially when those opinions are invoked by my cynicism. I actually quite enjoy repeating what I've said behind someone's back to their face. But, I try not to take anything too seriously, so even if my jokes are poorly timed and inappropriate, they usually still elicit some kind of laughter. Fortunately, it works exceptionally well for deescalating tense situations and arguments.
However, I often have trouble connecting with people on a deeper level mostly because I tend to get stuck in my head and miss a lot of social cues, (which is why I consider myself to truly be a hopeless romantic.) So, even though I despise online dating, it's really the only effective means of being able to get to know people outside of work, especially considering that I am absolute shit at flirting.
All that being said, I still want to believe that soulmates are a real thing. I want to find my shield maiden, so to speak. Somebody who can keep up with my erratic thought train, is strong-willed and at least as weird as me. I like the concept of FLR's, but I need a relationship that allows for either of us to wear the pants. And I mean that both literally and figuratively, hahaha!
Signo
Câncer/Caranguejo
Aparência & Situação
Meu Tipo de Corpo:
Magro
Minha Altura:
1.85 m
Cor dos Olhos:
Marrons
Minha Etnia:
Caucasiana
Minha Situação Conjugal:
Nunca Casado
Com Filhos?
Não
Quer Ter Filhos?
Sim
Minha Melhor Característica:
Sorriso
Arte no Corpo
Com piercing... mas somente na(s) orelha (s), Tatuagem Estrategicamente Localizada, Tatuagem Visível
Cor de Cabelo:
Castanho Escuro
Animais Que Possuo:
Cachorro
Disposto/a a Mudar de Morada?
Não
Status
Nível Educacional
Alguma Faculdade
Ocupação
Tempo Integral
Especialização
Comida / Restaurante
Meu Título de Trabalho É
Chef
Eu Faço Isto Em Um Ano
$45,000USD A $59,999USD
Eu Moro
Com Bicho(s) de Estimação
Em Casa
Amigos Vêm Ocasionalmente
Eu Fumo
Sim - Frequentemente
Eu Bebo
Sim - Socialmente
Personalidade
No Colegial, Eu Era Um
Marginal
Meu Comportamento Social É
Reservado, Observador, Cômico/a, Sombria, Estranha
Meus Interesses e Atividades São
Jantar, Artes & Artesanato, Música, TV, Filmes, Cozinhar
Minha Ideia De Um Momento Ideal É
Sair Com Os Amigos, Ficar Em Casa, Experimentar Novas Coisas, Cinema, Dormi, Beber, Jogos de vestir, TV
Um Primeiro Encontro Ideal Seria
Anything relaxed
Eu Sempre Quis Tentar
Robbing a bank
Meus Amigos Me Descrevem Como Sendo
Um(a) Troll, Obsceno/a, Pateta
Vistas
Minha Religião É
Outra
Meu Objetivo na Vida É
Enjoy it.
Meu Tipo de Humor É
Inteligente, Seco / Sarcástico, Obsceno/a, Sadista
Gosto
Na TV, Eu Sempre Assisto
Desenhos, Filmes
Quando Eu Vou Ao Cinema, Eu Sempre Vou Para Ver Um
Ação, Ficção Científica, Comédia, Família, Animação, Terror, Suspense, Eu Sou Ator/Atriz de Cinema, Adulto
Quando Eu Ouço Música, Eu Sempre Ouço
Sertaneja, Rap, Rock, Metal, Clássica, Barulho de Aspirador de Pó, Blues, New age, Soul, Popular, Punk
Quando Eu Leio, Eu Sempre Leio
Quadrinhos, Fantasia, Ficção, História, Terror, Humor, Educativo, Mistério, Filosofia, Poesia, Sátira, Ficção Científica, Técnica, Erótica, Supernatural
Para mim, Diversão É
Whatever includes laughter and as little actual work as possible.
À procura de
O Que Você Acha Atraente?
Espirituoso/a, Marotice, Esquisitices, Humor, Boa Aparência, Inteligência
O Que Você Procura?
An old soul who can tolerate my quirks.
Que Tipo de Relacionamento Você Procura?
Amigo, Íntimo, Comprometido/a