Genuinely inappropriate and unfiltered
ThinkingTooLoud
Flint, Michigan | Mann Søker A Kvinne
Grunnleggende informasjon
Fornavn
Rob
Jeg kan snakke
Norsk
Jeg vil beskrive meg selv som
Professional Chef, slightly autistic and extremely "socially dyslexic." I have a broad skill set and far too many hobbies, hindered by the curse of rarely having the amount of free time I want for my projects, and I'm sure being a workaholic doesn't help either.
I also have a Master's degree in Murphy's Law, and have earned the nickname, "Robstradamus," for my uncanny ability to predict the future so long as it's the worst possible outcome and somehow involves me.
I'd say that my best quality is my blunt honesty, especially when those opinions are invoked by my cynicism. I actually quite enjoy repeating what I've said behind someone's back to their face. But, I try not to take anything too seriously, so even if my jokes are poorly timed and inappropriate, they usually still elicit some kind of laughter. Fortunately, it works exceptionally well for deescalating tense situations and arguments.
However, I often have trouble connecting with people on a deeper level mostly because I tend to get stuck in my head and miss a lot of social cues, (which is why I consider myself to truly be a hopeless romantic.) So, even though I despise online dating, it's really the only effective means of being able to get to know people outside of work, especially considering that I am absolute shit at flirting.
All that being said, I still want to believe that soulmates are a real thing. I want to find my shield maiden, so to speak. Somebody who can keep up with my erratic thought train, is strong-willed and at least as weird as me. I like the concept of FLR's, but I need a relationship that allows for either of us to wear the pants. And I mean that both literally and figuratively, hahaha!
I also have a Master's degree in Murphy's Law, and have earned the nickname, "Robstradamus," for my uncanny ability to predict the future so long as it's the worst possible outcome and somehow involves me.
I'd say that my best quality is my blunt honesty, especially when those opinions are invoked by my cynicism. I actually quite enjoy repeating what I've said behind someone's back to their face. But, I try not to take anything too seriously, so even if my jokes are poorly timed and inappropriate, they usually still elicit some kind of laughter. Fortunately, it works exceptionally well for deescalating tense situations and arguments.
However, I often have trouble connecting with people on a deeper level mostly because I tend to get stuck in my head and miss a lot of social cues, (which is why I consider myself to truly be a hopeless romantic.) So, even though I despise online dating, it's really the only effective means of being able to get to know people outside of work, especially considering that I am absolute shit at flirting.
All that being said, I still want to believe that soulmates are a real thing. I want to find my shield maiden, so to speak. Somebody who can keep up with my erratic thought train, is strong-willed and at least as weird as me. I like the concept of FLR's, but I need a relationship that allows for either of us to wear the pants. And I mean that both literally and figuratively, hahaha!
Registrer
Kreft
Utseende & Situasjon
My Kroppstype er
Tynn
Min høyde er
6 '1 (1,85 m)
Øynene mine er
Brun
Min etnisitet er
kaukasisk
Min Sivilsituasjon er
Ugift
Jeg har barn
Nei
Jeg vil ha barn
Ja
Min beste egenskap er
Smil
Kropps kunst
Piercing ... Men bare ørene, Strategisk plassert tatovering, Synlig tatovering
Mitt hår er
Mørk brun
Jeg har en eller flere av disse
Hund
Villing til å flytte
Nei
Status
Min Utdanningsnivå Er
Noe College
Min nåværende arbeidssituasjon er
Fulltid
Min spesialitet er
Mat / Catering
Minn jobb tittel er
Chef
Jeg tjener så mye på et år
$45,000USD Til $59,999USD
Jeg bor
Med kjæledyr
Hjemme
Venner kommer av og til på besøk
Jeg er en røyker
Ja - Ofte
Jeg drikker
Ja - Sosialt
Personlighet
Når jeg gikk på skolen, var jeg
utstøtt
Min sosiale atferd er
Reservert, Observant, Komisk, Mørk, Merkelig
Mine interesser og hobbier er
Restaurant, Kunst og Håndverk, Musikk, Tv, Filmer, Lage mat
Min idé av å ha det gøy er
Være med venner, Være hjemme, Prøve nye ting, Kino, Sove, Drikking, Kle seg ut, Tv
En ideel første date vil være
Anything relaxed
Jeg har alltid hatt lyst til å prøve
Robbing a bank
Mine venner beskriver meg som
Et troll, Frekk, Tullete
Visninger
Min religion er
Annet
Mitt mål i livet er
Enjoy it.
Min humoristiske sans er
Smart, Tørr / Sarkastisk, Frekk, Sadistisk
Smak
På TV ser jeg alltid på
Tegneserier, Filmer
Når jeg går på kino, går jeg alltid for å se en
Action, Science Fiction, Komedie, Familie, Andirektemeldingasjon, Skrekk, Thriller, Jeg er skuespiller, Voksen
Når jeg hører på musikk, så hører jeg alltid på
Land, Rap, Rock, Metall, Klassisk, Støvsuger lyder, Blues, New age, Soul, Folkemusikk, Punk
Når jeg leser, så leser jeg alltid
Tegneserie / tegnestripe, Fantasi, Fiction, Historie, Skrekk, Humor, Instruksjonsvideo, Mysterier, Filosofi, Poesi, Satire, Science Fiction, Teknisk, Erotikk, Overnaturlig
Min idé av å ha det gøy er
Whatever includes laughter and as little actual work as possible.
Leter etter
Hva finner du attraktivt?
vett, flørtende, Rariteter, Humor, Flott utseende, Intelligens
Hva ser du etter?
An old soul who can tolerate my quirks.
Hva slag forhold søker du?
Venn, Intim, Forpliktet