Genuinely inappropriate and unfiltered
ThinkingTooLoud
Flint, Michigan | Mann Suche eine/n Frau
Basis Information
Vorname
Rob
Ich kann sprechen
Englisch
Ich würde mich selbst beschreiben als
Professional Chef, slightly autistic and extremely "socially dyslexic." I have a broad skill set and far too many hobbies, hindered by the curse of rarely having the amount of free time I want for my projects, and I'm sure being a workaholic doesn't help either.
I also have a Master's degree in Murphy's Law, and have earned the nickname, "Robstradamus," for my uncanny ability to predict the future so long as it's the worst possible outcome and somehow involves me.
I'd say that my best quality is my blunt honesty, especially when those opinions are invoked by my cynicism. I actually quite enjoy repeating what I've said behind someone's back to their face. But, I try not to take anything too seriously, so even if my jokes are poorly timed and inappropriate, they usually still elicit some kind of laughter. Fortunately, it works exceptionally well for deescalating tense situations and arguments.
However, I often have trouble connecting with people on a deeper level mostly because I tend to get stuck in my head and miss a lot of social cues, (which is why I consider myself to truly be a hopeless romantic.) So, even though I despise online dating, it's really the only effective means of being able to get to know people outside of work, especially considering that I am absolute shit at flirting.
All that being said, I still want to believe that soulmates are a real thing. I want to find my shield maiden, so to speak. Somebody who can keep up with my erratic thought train, is strong-willed and at least as weird as me. I like the concept of FLR's, but I need a relationship that allows for either of us to wear the pants. And I mean that both literally and figuratively, hahaha!
I also have a Master's degree in Murphy's Law, and have earned the nickname, "Robstradamus," for my uncanny ability to predict the future so long as it's the worst possible outcome and somehow involves me.
I'd say that my best quality is my blunt honesty, especially when those opinions are invoked by my cynicism. I actually quite enjoy repeating what I've said behind someone's back to their face. But, I try not to take anything too seriously, so even if my jokes are poorly timed and inappropriate, they usually still elicit some kind of laughter. Fortunately, it works exceptionally well for deescalating tense situations and arguments.
However, I often have trouble connecting with people on a deeper level mostly because I tend to get stuck in my head and miss a lot of social cues, (which is why I consider myself to truly be a hopeless romantic.) So, even though I despise online dating, it's really the only effective means of being able to get to know people outside of work, especially considering that I am absolute shit at flirting.
All that being said, I still want to believe that soulmates are a real thing. I want to find my shield maiden, so to speak. Somebody who can keep up with my erratic thought train, is strong-willed and at least as weird as me. I like the concept of FLR's, but I need a relationship that allows for either of us to wear the pants. And I mean that both literally and figuratively, hahaha!
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Erscheinung & Situation
Mein Körpertyp ist
Dünn
Meine Größe ist
6' 1 (1.85 m)
Meine Augen sind
Braun
Meine Herkunft ist
Kaukasisch
Mein Familienstand ist
Nie Verheiratet
Ich habe Kinder
Nein
Ich möchte Kinder
Ja
Meine beste Eigenschaft ist
Lachen
Körperkunst
Gepierct... Aber nur die Ohren, Strategisch platzierte Tattoos, Sichtbare Tattoos
Mein Haar ist
Dunkelbraun
Ich habe ein oder mehrere folgende Haustiere
Hund
Bereit umzuziehen
Nein
Status
Mein Ausbildungsgrad ist
Teilweise Hochschule
Mein derzeitiges Dienstverhältnis ist
Vollzeit
Meine Spezialität ist
Essen / Catering
Mein Job-Titel ist
Chef
Ich verdiene im Jahr so viel
$45,000USD bis $59,999USD
Ich lebe
Mit Haustier(en)
Zuhause
Freunde kommen gelegentlich vorbei
Ich bin Raucher
Ja - Oft
Ich trinke
Ja - Sozial
Persönlichkeit
In der Hauptschule war ich
Außenseiter
Mein soziales Verhalten ist
Reserviert, Aufmerksam, Comedian, Dunkel, Eigenartig
Meine Interessen und Hobbys sind
Essen gehen, Kunst & Handwerk, Musik, TV, Filme, Kochen
Meine Vorstellung einer tollen Zeit ist
Mit Freunden ausgehen, Daheim bleiben, Versuche neue Dinge, Filme, Schlafen, Trinken, Sich aufstylen, TV
Ein ideales erstes Date wäre
Anything relaxed
Ich wollte immer schon versuchen
Robbing a bank
Meine Freunde beschreiben mich als
Ein Troll, Scharf, Albern
Ansichten
Meine Religion ist
Andere
Mein Ziel im Leben ist
Enjoy it.
Mein Art Humor ist
Clever, Trocken / Sarkastisch, Scharf, Sadistisch
Geschmack
Im Fernsehen sehe ich mir Folgendes gerne an
Cartoons, Filme
Wenn ich ins Kino gehe, sehe ich immer
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Familie, Animation, Horror, Thriller, Ich bin ein Filmschauspieler, Erotisch
Wenn ich mir Musik anhöre, höre ich immer
Country/Volksmusik/Schlager, Rap, Rock, Metal, Klassik, Staubsaugergeräusche, Blues, New Age, Soul, Folk, Punk
Wenn ich lese, lese ich immer
Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, Geschichte, Horror, Humor, Anleitungen, Mystery, Philosophie, Poesie, Satire, Science Fiction, Technisch, Erotisches, Superhelden
Meine Vorstellung von Spaß ist
Whatever includes laughter and as little actual work as possible.
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Was findest du attraktiv?
Esprit, Flirtwillig, Seltsamkeiten, Humor, Gutes Aussehen, Intelligenz
Wonach suchst du?
An old soul who can tolerate my quirks.
Nach welcher Art Beziehung suchst du?
Freund, Vertrauter, Verpflichtendes