Genuinely inappropriate and unfiltered
ThinkingTooLoud
Flint, Michigan | Uomo Cerca un/una Donna
Informazioni di base
Nome
Rob
Parlo
Inglese
Mi descriverei come
Professional Chef, slightly autistic and extremely "socially dyslexic." I have a broad skill set and far too many hobbies, hindered by the curse of rarely having the amount of free time I want for my projects, and I'm sure being a workaholic doesn't help either.
I also have a Master's degree in Murphy's Law, and have earned the nickname, "Robstradamus," for my uncanny ability to predict the future so long as it's the worst possible outcome and somehow involves me.
I'd say that my best quality is my blunt honesty, especially when those opinions are invoked by my cynicism. I actually quite enjoy repeating what I've said behind someone's back to their face. But, I try not to take anything too seriously, so even if my jokes are poorly timed and inappropriate, they usually still elicit some kind of laughter. Fortunately, it works exceptionally well for deescalating tense situations and arguments.
However, I often have trouble connecting with people on a deeper level mostly because I tend to get stuck in my head and miss a lot of social cues, (which is why I consider myself to truly be a hopeless romantic.) So, even though I despise online dating, it's really the only effective means of being able to get to know people outside of work, especially considering that I am absolute shit at flirting.
All that being said, I still want to believe that soulmates are a real thing. I want to find my shield maiden, so to speak. Somebody who can keep up with my erratic thought train, is strong-willed and at least as weird as me. I like the concept of FLR's, but I need a relationship that allows for either of us to wear the pants. And I mean that both literally and figuratively, hahaha!
I also have a Master's degree in Murphy's Law, and have earned the nickname, "Robstradamus," for my uncanny ability to predict the future so long as it's the worst possible outcome and somehow involves me.
I'd say that my best quality is my blunt honesty, especially when those opinions are invoked by my cynicism. I actually quite enjoy repeating what I've said behind someone's back to their face. But, I try not to take anything too seriously, so even if my jokes are poorly timed and inappropriate, they usually still elicit some kind of laughter. Fortunately, it works exceptionally well for deescalating tense situations and arguments.
However, I often have trouble connecting with people on a deeper level mostly because I tend to get stuck in my head and miss a lot of social cues, (which is why I consider myself to truly be a hopeless romantic.) So, even though I despise online dating, it's really the only effective means of being able to get to know people outside of work, especially considering that I am absolute shit at flirting.
All that being said, I still want to believe that soulmates are a real thing. I want to find my shield maiden, so to speak. Somebody who can keep up with my erratic thought train, is strong-willed and at least as weird as me. I like the concept of FLR's, but I need a relationship that allows for either of us to wear the pants. And I mean that both literally and figuratively, hahaha!
Segno zodiacale
Cancro
Apparenza
La mia corporatura è
Magro
La mia altezza è
6' 1 (1.85 m)
I miei occhi sono
Marroni
La mia etnia è
Caucasico
Il mio stato civile è
Mai Sposato
Ho Figli
No
Voglio figli
Sì
Le mie caratteristiche migliori sono
Sorriso
Body Art
Piercing…ma solo all'orecchio, Tatuaggio piazzato strategicamente, Tatuaggio visibile
I Miei capelli sono
Castano scuro
Ho una o più di queste
Cani
Volontà di trasferimento
No
Stato
Il mio livello di istruzione è
Un po' di scuole medie superiori
La mia situazione lavorativa è
Tempo Pieno
La mia specializzazione è
Ristorazione/ Catering
La mia professione è
Chef
Questo è quanto guadagno in un anno
da €45,000Euro a €59,999Euro
Vivo
Con animali domestici
A casa
Visite occasionali di amici
Fumo
Sì - Spesso
Bevo
Sì - Sociale
Personalità
Tornando alle Superiori, Ero
Emarginato
Il mio comportamento sociale è
Riservato, Osservatore, Comico, Scuro, Strano
I miei interessi e Hobby sono
Cene, Arti & Mestieri, Musica, Tv, Fim, Cucina
Tempo speso bene secondo me:
Uscire con gli amici, Stare a casa, Provare cose nuove, I Film, Dormire, Bere, Travestirsi, Tv
Un primo appuntamento ideale è
Anything relaxed
Ho sempre voluto provare
Robbing a bank
I miei amici mi descrivono come
Un troll, Volgare, Goffo
Punti di Vista
La mia religione è
Altro
I mie obiettivi nella vita sono
Enjoy it.
Il mio umorismo è di tipo
Saggio, Sarcastico, Volgare, Sadico
Gusti
In televisione guardo sempre
Cartoni Animati, Fim
Quando vado al cinema vado sempre a vedere
Azione, Fantascienza, Commedie, Famiglia, Animazione, Horror, Thriller, Sono un attore, Adulto
Quando ascolto musica ascolto sempre
Country, Rap, Rock, Metal, Classica, Il rumore dell'aspirapolvere, Blues, New Age, Soul, Folk, Punk
Quando leggo, leggo sempre
Comici, Fantasy, Narrativa, Storia, Horror, Umorismo, Istruttivi, Misteri, Filosofia, Poesia, Satira, Fantascienza, Tecnica, Erotici, Soppranaturale
La mia idea di divertimento è
Whatever includes laughter and as little actual work as possible.
In cerca di
Cosa trovi attraente?
Acume, Civetteria, Bizzarrie, Umorismo, Bellezza, Intelligenza
Cosa cerchi?
An old soul who can tolerate my quirks.
Che tipo di relazione stai cercando?
Amici , Intimi, Impegnati