Genuinely inappropriate and unfiltered
ThinkingTooLoud
Flint, Michigan | Hombre Buscando Mujer
Información Básica
Nombre
Rob
Puedo hablar
Inglés
Me describiría a mi mismo como
Professional Chef, slightly autistic and extremely "socially dyslexic." I have a broad skill set and far too many hobbies, hindered by the curse of rarely having the amount of free time I want for my projects, and I'm sure being a workaholic doesn't help either.
I also have a Master's degree in Murphy's Law, and have earned the nickname, "Robstradamus," for my uncanny ability to predict the future so long as it's the worst possible outcome and somehow involves me.
I'd say that my best quality is my blunt honesty, especially when those opinions are invoked by my cynicism. I actually quite enjoy repeating what I've said behind someone's back to their face. But, I try not to take anything too seriously, so even if my jokes are poorly timed and inappropriate, they usually still elicit some kind of laughter. Fortunately, it works exceptionally well for deescalating tense situations and arguments.
However, I often have trouble connecting with people on a deeper level mostly because I tend to get stuck in my head and miss a lot of social cues, (which is why I consider myself to truly be a hopeless romantic.) So, even though I despise online dating, it's really the only effective means of being able to get to know people outside of work, especially considering that I am absolute shit at flirting.
All that being said, I still want to believe that soulmates are a real thing. I want to find my shield maiden, so to speak. Somebody who can keep up with my erratic thought train, is strong-willed and at least as weird as me. I like the concept of FLR's, but I need a relationship that allows for either of us to wear the pants. And I mean that both literally and figuratively, hahaha!
I also have a Master's degree in Murphy's Law, and have earned the nickname, "Robstradamus," for my uncanny ability to predict the future so long as it's the worst possible outcome and somehow involves me.
I'd say that my best quality is my blunt honesty, especially when those opinions are invoked by my cynicism. I actually quite enjoy repeating what I've said behind someone's back to their face. But, I try not to take anything too seriously, so even if my jokes are poorly timed and inappropriate, they usually still elicit some kind of laughter. Fortunately, it works exceptionally well for deescalating tense situations and arguments.
However, I often have trouble connecting with people on a deeper level mostly because I tend to get stuck in my head and miss a lot of social cues, (which is why I consider myself to truly be a hopeless romantic.) So, even though I despise online dating, it's really the only effective means of being able to get to know people outside of work, especially considering that I am absolute shit at flirting.
All that being said, I still want to believe that soulmates are a real thing. I want to find my shield maiden, so to speak. Somebody who can keep up with my erratic thought train, is strong-willed and at least as weird as me. I like the concept of FLR's, but I need a relationship that allows for either of us to wear the pants. And I mean that both literally and figuratively, hahaha!
Signo
Cancer
Apariencia y Situación
Mi tipo de cuerpo es
Delgado
Mi altura es
6' 1 (1.85 m)
Mis ojos son
Marrones
Mi raza es
Caucásico
Mi situación marital es
Nunca Casado
Tengo hijos
No
Quiero tener hijos
Si
Mi Mejor característica es
Sonrisa
Piercings, tatuajes…
Piercing… pero sólo en las orejas, Tatuaje estratégicamente situado, Tatuaje visible
Mi pelo es
Marrón Oscuro
Tengo uno o más de estos
Perro
Me iría a vivir a otro lugar
No
Estatus
Mi nivel de estudios / educación es
Algo de Universidad
Mi situación laboral actual es
Tiempo Completo
Mi especialidad es
Alimentación / Restauración
Mi trabajo es como
Chef
Mi salario anual es de
$45,000USD a $59,999USD
Vivo en
Con Mascota/s
En casa
Los amigos visitan ocasionalmente
Soy Fumador
Si - A menudo
Soy Bebedor
Si - Socialmente
Personalidad
En el instituto, era
Forajido
Socialmente, me describiría como
Reservados, Observador, Cómico, Oscuro, Extraña / Rarezas
Mis aficiones e intereses son
Cenar, Artes y Manualidades, Música, Televisión, Películas, Cocinar
Mi idea de un rato estupendo es
Salir con amigos, Quedarme en casa, Probar cosas nuevas, Películas, Dormir, Beber, Jugar a vestirme elegante, Televisión
Mi primera cita ideal sería
Anything relaxed
Siempre he querido probar
Robbing a bank
Mis amigos me describen como
Un duende, Obsceno, Bobo
Puntos de Vista
Mi religión es
Otros
Mi meta en la vida
Enjoy it.
Mi sentido del humor es
Inteligente, Seco / Sarcástico, Obsceno, Sádico/a
Gustos
En la TV, siempre veo
Dibujos Animados, Películas
Si voy al cine, siempre me gusta ver una
Acción, Ciencia Ficción, Comedia , Familia, Animación, Horror, Suspense, Soy Actor/Actriz de películas, Adulto
Cuando escucho música, lo que más me gusta es
Country, Rap, Rock, Metal, Clásica, El ruido de la aspiradora, Blues, Nueva Era / New Age, Soul, Folk, Punk
Cuando leo libros, lo que más me gusta es
Cómics, Fantasía, Ficción, Historia, Horror, Humor, Educativos, Misterio, Filosofía, Poesía, Sátira, Ciencia Ficción, Técnica, Erótica, Sobrenatural
Mi idea de diversión es
Whatever includes laughter and as little actual work as possible.
Estoy buscando a
¿Qué te resulta atractivo?
Ingenio, Coquetería, Rarezas, Humor, Buena Imagen, Inteligencia
¿Qué estás buscando?
An old soul who can tolerate my quirks.
¿Qué tipo de relación estás buscando?
Amigo/a , Íntimos, Comprometido