Genuinely inappropriate and unfiltered
ThinkingTooLoud
Flint, Michigan | Mies Hae A Naista
Perus Informaatio
Etunimi
Rob
Osaan puhua
Englanti
Kuvailisin itseäni
Professional Chef, slightly autistic and extremely "socially dyslexic." I have a broad skill set and far too many hobbies, hindered by the curse of rarely having the amount of free time I want for my projects, and I'm sure being a workaholic doesn't help either.
I also have a Master's degree in Murphy's Law, and have earned the nickname, "Robstradamus," for my uncanny ability to predict the future so long as it's the worst possible outcome and somehow involves me.
I'd say that my best quality is my blunt honesty, especially when those opinions are invoked by my cynicism. I actually quite enjoy repeating what I've said behind someone's back to their face. But, I try not to take anything too seriously, so even if my jokes are poorly timed and inappropriate, they usually still elicit some kind of laughter. Fortunately, it works exceptionally well for deescalating tense situations and arguments.
However, I often have trouble connecting with people on a deeper level mostly because I tend to get stuck in my head and miss a lot of social cues, (which is why I consider myself to truly be a hopeless romantic.) So, even though I despise online dating, it's really the only effective means of being able to get to know people outside of work, especially considering that I am absolute shit at flirting.
All that being said, I still want to believe that soulmates are a real thing. I want to find my shield maiden, so to speak. Somebody who can keep up with my erratic thought train, is strong-willed and at least as weird as me. I like the concept of FLR's, but I need a relationship that allows for either of us to wear the pants. And I mean that both literally and figuratively, hahaha!
I also have a Master's degree in Murphy's Law, and have earned the nickname, "Robstradamus," for my uncanny ability to predict the future so long as it's the worst possible outcome and somehow involves me.
I'd say that my best quality is my blunt honesty, especially when those opinions are invoked by my cynicism. I actually quite enjoy repeating what I've said behind someone's back to their face. But, I try not to take anything too seriously, so even if my jokes are poorly timed and inappropriate, they usually still elicit some kind of laughter. Fortunately, it works exceptionally well for deescalating tense situations and arguments.
However, I often have trouble connecting with people on a deeper level mostly because I tend to get stuck in my head and miss a lot of social cues, (which is why I consider myself to truly be a hopeless romantic.) So, even though I despise online dating, it's really the only effective means of being able to get to know people outside of work, especially considering that I am absolute shit at flirting.
All that being said, I still want to believe that soulmates are a real thing. I want to find my shield maiden, so to speak. Somebody who can keep up with my erratic thought train, is strong-willed and at least as weird as me. I like the concept of FLR's, but I need a relationship that allows for either of us to wear the pants. And I mean that both literally and figuratively, hahaha!
Kirjaudu
Rapu
Ulkonäkö ja Tilanne
Vartalonmallini on
Hoikka
Pituuteni on
6' 1 (1.85 m)
Silmienvärini on
Ruskea
Etninen taustani on
Valkoihoinen
Aviosäätyni on
Naimaton
Minulla on lapsia
Ei
Haluan lapsia
Kyllä
Paras puoleni on
Hymy
Ulkonäkö
Lävistetty... Mutta vain korvista, Tarkasti paikoitettu Tatuointi, Näkyvä Tatuointi
Hiukseni ovat
Tummanruskea
Minulla on yksi tai kaksi tällaista
Koira
Olen valmis muuttamaan
Ei
Tila
Koulutukseni taso on
Jonkin verran Lukiota
Työllisyys tilanteeni on
Kokopäiväinen
Erikoistun
Ruoka / Ravintola
Työ tittelini on
Chef
Tuloni per vuosi
$45,000USD - $59,999USD
Asun
Lemmikin / Lemmikeiden kanssa
Kotona
Ystävät vierailevat satunnaisesti
Tupakoin
Kyllä - Usein
Juon
Kyllä - Seurassa
Persoonallisuus
Yläasteella olin
Syrjäytynyt
Sosiaalinen käyttäytymiseni
Varautunut, Sivustaseuraaja, Koominen, Musta, Outo
Kiinnostuksen kohteet ja Harrastukseni ovat
Ruokailla, Taide & Käsityöt, Musiikki, Tv, Elokuvat, Kokkaus
Käsitykseni mukavasta ajanvietteestä on
Kavereiden kanssa hengailu, Kotona oleskelu, Uusien asioiden kokeilu, Elokuvat, Nukkuminen, Juominen, Pukeutumisleikit, Tv
Unelma treffini olisivat
Anything relaxed
Olen aina halunnut kokeilla
Robbing a bank
Kaverini kuvailevat minun olevan
Peikko, Roisi, Hassu
Katsomukset
Uskontoni on
Muu
Tavoitteeni elämässäni on
Enjoy it.
Minun tapainen huumori on
Älykäs, Kuiva / Sarkastinen, Roisi, Sadistinen
Maku
Televisiosta katson
Sarjakuvat, Elokuvat
Kun menen elokuviin, lähden katsomaan
Toiminta, Scifi, Komedia, Perhe, Animaatio, Kauhu, Trilleri, Olen näyttelijä, Aikuinen
Kun kuuntelen musiikkia, kuuntelen aina
Country musiikki, Rap musiikki, Rock musiikki, Metalli, Klassinen, Imurin äänet, Blues musiikki, New age musiikki, Soul musiikki, Folk musiikki, Punk musiikki
Kun luen, luen aina
Koominen, Fantasia, Kaunokirjallisuus, Historia, Kauhu, Huumori, Neuvoa antavat, Mysteeri, Filosofia, Runous, Satiiri, Scifi, Tekninen, Eroottinen, Yliluonnollinen
Käsitykseni hauskanpidosta on
Whatever includes laughter and as little actual work as possible.
Etsii
Mikä sinua vetää puoleensa?
Nokkela, Flirttaileva, Kummallisuus, Huumori, Hyvä ulkonäkö, Viisaus
Mitä etsit?
An old soul who can tolerate my quirks.
Minkälaista suhdetta etsit?
Kaveri, Intiimi, Sitoutunut