Genuinely inappropriate and unfiltered
ThinkingTooLoud
Flint, Michigan | Bărbat În căutare de Femeie
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Rob
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Professional Chef, slightly autistic and extremely "socially dyslexic." I have a broad skill set and far too many hobbies, hindered by the curse of rarely having the amount of free time I want for my projects, and I'm sure being a workaholic doesn't help either.
I also have a Master's degree in Murphy's Law, and have earned the nickname, "Robstradamus," for my uncanny ability to predict the future so long as it's the worst possible outcome and somehow involves me.
I'd say that my best quality is my blunt honesty, especially when those opinions are invoked by my cynicism. I actually quite enjoy repeating what I've said behind someone's back to their face. But, I try not to take anything too seriously, so even if my jokes are poorly timed and inappropriate, they usually still elicit some kind of laughter. Fortunately, it works exceptionally well for deescalating tense situations and arguments.
However, I often have trouble connecting with people on a deeper level mostly because I tend to get stuck in my head and miss a lot of social cues, (which is why I consider myself to truly be a hopeless romantic.) So, even though I despise online dating, it's really the only effective means of being able to get to know people outside of work, especially considering that I am absolute shit at flirting.
All that being said, I still want to believe that soulmates are a real thing. I want to find my shield maiden, so to speak. Somebody who can keep up with my erratic thought train, is strong-willed and at least as weird as me. I like the concept of FLR's, but I need a relationship that allows for either of us to wear the pants. And I mean that both literally and figuratively, hahaha!
I also have a Master's degree in Murphy's Law, and have earned the nickname, "Robstradamus," for my uncanny ability to predict the future so long as it's the worst possible outcome and somehow involves me.
I'd say that my best quality is my blunt honesty, especially when those opinions are invoked by my cynicism. I actually quite enjoy repeating what I've said behind someone's back to their face. But, I try not to take anything too seriously, so even if my jokes are poorly timed and inappropriate, they usually still elicit some kind of laughter. Fortunately, it works exceptionally well for deescalating tense situations and arguments.
However, I often have trouble connecting with people on a deeper level mostly because I tend to get stuck in my head and miss a lot of social cues, (which is why I consider myself to truly be a hopeless romantic.) So, even though I despise online dating, it's really the only effective means of being able to get to know people outside of work, especially considering that I am absolute shit at flirting.
All that being said, I still want to believe that soulmates are a real thing. I want to find my shield maiden, so to speak. Somebody who can keep up with my erratic thought train, is strong-willed and at least as weird as me. I like the concept of FLR's, but I need a relationship that allows for either of us to wear the pants. And I mean that both literally and figuratively, hahaha!
Zodie
Rac
Aspect și situația
Tipul corpului meu este
Slab
Înălțimea mea este
6' 1 (1.85 m)
Ochii mei sunt
Șaten
Sunt de etnie
caucaziană
Starea mea civilă este
Niciodată căsătorit(ă)
Am copii
Nu
Doresc copii
Da
Caracteristica mea cea mai bună este
Zâmbet
Body Art
Străpuns... Dar numai ureche(i), Tatuaje poziționate strategic, Tatuaj vizibil
Părul meu este
Șaten închis
Am mai multe de asta
Câine
Dispus să mă mut
Nu
Status
Nivelul meu de educație este
Ceva colegiu
Starea mea forței de muncă actuală este
Cu normă întreagă
Specializarea mea este
Alimentație / Bucatarii profesionale
Denumirea postului meu de muncă este
Chef
Salariul meu anual este
45,000$ - 59,999$
Eu trăiesc
Cu un animal (animale) de companie
acasă
Prietenii vin ocazional
Fumez
Da - des
Beau
Da - sociabil
Personalitate
În liceu am fost
Izgonit
Comportamentul meu social este
Închis, Atent, De comedie, Întunecat, Ciudat
Interesele și hobby-urile mele sunt
Mese, Artă și Artizanat, Muzică, Tv , Filme, Gătire
Distracția bună pentru mine este
Cu prietenii, Acasă, Încercarea de lucruri noi, Filmele, Dormit, Băut, Joacă cu îmbrăcăminte, Tv
O prima întâlnire perfectă ar fi
Anything relaxed
Întotdeauna am vrut să încerc
Robbing a bank
Prietenii mei mă descriu ca
Necunoscut, Vulgar, Ridicol
Vizualizări
Religia mea este
Altele
Scopul meu în viață este
Enjoy it.
Genul meu de umor este
Deștept, Sec / Sarcastic, Vulgar, Sadic
Gust
La TV întotdeauna mă uit la
Desene animate, Filme
Când mă duc la filme, mereu merg pentru a vedea
Acțiune, Științifico-fantastic, Comedie , Familie, Animație, De groază, De aventuri, Sunt un actor de filme, Pentru adulți
Când ascult muzică, mereu ascult
Stat, Rap , Rock , Metal , Clasică, Zgomot de aspirator, Blues , New Age , Soul , Folk , Punk
Când citesc, eu citesc
Comic , Fantezie , Ficțiune, Istorie, De groază, Umor, Instruire, Mister, Filozofie, Poezie, Satiră, Științifico-fantastic, Tehnică, Erotica , Supranatural
Distracția pentru mine este
Whatever includes laughter and as little actual work as possible.
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Ce vi se pare atractiv?
Rațiune, Flirt, Ciudățenii, Umor, Frumusețe, Inteligență
Ce căutați?
An old soul who can tolerate my quirks.
Ce fel de relație doriți?
Prieten, Intim, Dedicat(ă)